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Tuesday, June 30, 2015

THE PDP DIED!

His eldest son, Jona Ebele;
Thoughtlessly poisons him.
Call EMS, hurry-up, please!
Wiyo-wiyo-wiyo gherrrrrrr!
The EMS arrives so faster;
Than a bat evading furnace.
Electrodes stick on his arm,
Chest, right/left iliac fossa.
Wiyo-wiyo-wiyo gherrrrrrr!
He's rushed to the hospital.
Dr. Mentu diagnosis reveals:
Severe internal hemorrhage.
He is referred to Dr. OBJ.
On diagnosis, ObJ coughs:
Expired! R. I. P, Mr. PDP!
Jega-undertaker comes in;
PDP is wheeled to morgue.
Okupe sobs-uncontrollably.
Aribisala, Bode, Godswill;
And host of children joins:
Eni're rele o, daso ala bora;
O tun di aye atunwa wa o;
Ki ato tun r'eni biti baba o!
[a good man's dead. Till in;
Reincarnation life, before;
w'll get another like-man]
=====DEOLA=====

EQUAL RIGHTS!

Everyone gotta right to;
Decide his own destiny.
And ina this judgement;
Don't cause a partiality!
What's good for geese;
Is, also, good 4 gander.
No one created himself;
The Lord created we all.
What's good for geese;
Is, also, good 4 gander.
This is the only we can;
Overcome little trouble!
Bro, u're right, so right.
if Gays get a free rights,
In order to co-habitate,
Robbers, 2, get a right!
What's good for geese;
Is, also, good 4 gander.
No one created himself;
The Lord created we all.
What's good for geese;
Is, also, good 4 gander.
This is the only we can;
Overcome little trouble!
Bro, u're right, so right.
if Gays get a free rights,
In order to co-habitate,
Beast lovers get right!
Everyone gotta right to;
Decide his own destiny.
And ina this judgement;
Don't cause a partiality!
What's good for geese;
Is, also, good 4 gander.
No one created himself;
The Lord created we all.
What's good for geese;
Is, also, good 4 gander.
This is the only we can;
Overcome little trouble!
Bro, u're right, so right.
if Gays get a free rights,
In order to co-habitate,
Rapers, 2, get a right!

====DEOLA==
[Idea fro. Bob Marley]

Monday, June 29, 2015

SARAKI VS. SOWORE!

          SOWORE:
Bukola omo saraki kwara!
No be oil barons bribe boy;
To become senate presido;
Bukola omo won ni Kwara
Tell me the truth-so oti-to!

           CHORUS:
Lalalala laaaaaa lalalalao!
Bukola omo saraki lalalaa!

           SARAKI:
No barons bribed me, chei;
To become senate presido;
Na big lie people dey talk;
Saraki's too big for that o!

           CHORUS:
Lalalala laaaaaa lalalalao!
Bukola omo saraki lalalaa!
=====DEOLA=======

OH NIGERIANS!

My mind returns 2 home;
Lokkin o da politics ruse.
Nigeria back on da road;
But, folks still in old tune.
Demandin holistic magic;
Day 'nd night right along;
30 days, instant so soon!
Nigeria back on da road;
But, folks still in old tune.
Demandin holistic magic;
Day 'nd night right along.
30 days, instant so soon!
Hard for me to making a;
Good sense of this craze;
How daft folks in old tune;
To be demanding magic;
Day 'nd night right along;
30 days, instant so soon!

====DEOLA====

Sunday, June 28, 2015

NIGERIANS MENTAL CHICHIDODOS!

Nigerians have begun shouting:
We need a miracle workin' man.
Everyday, every time's crying o:
  Buhari an't a miracle workin guy.

RAP:
16 yrs o'stealing, men;
In 30 days, please, put;
Food inna me table!
Nigerians have begun shouting:
We need a miracle workin' man.
Everyday, every time's crying o:
  Buhari ain't a miracle workin guy.
RAP:
16 yrs o'stealing, men;
In 30 days, please, put;
Light inna me street!
Nigerians have begun shouting:
We need a miracle workin' man.
Everyday, every time's crying o:
  Buhari ain't a miracle workin guy.
RAP:
16 yrs o'stealing, men;
In 30 days, please, fill;
Water into me a cup!
Nigerians have begun shouting:
We need a miracle workin' man.
Everyday, every time's crying o:
  Buhari ain't a miracle workin guy.
=====DEOLA=======

Saturday, June 27, 2015

EXTENT OF LUST!

Doctor mi, eweso o;
Teremina jalangato!
Dokita mi, to m'oye;
Teremina jalangato!
Smaller buttock, no;
Doctor mi, eweso o;
Teremina jalangato!
Bigger buttock, yes;
Dokita mi, to m'oye;
Teremina jalangato!
Idi nlala lo gb'ode o;
Teremina jalangato!
Ere-bente janmo'le;
Teremina jalangato!
Idi nlanla's so good;
Lati gbe bobo mi jo;
Teremina jalangato!
Doctor mi, eweso o;
Teremina jalangato!
Dokita mi, to m'oye;
Teremina jalangato!
===DEOLA====

TRANSLATION:
My doctor, I've come;
C'mon, blow it down!
A smaller buttock, no!
A bigger buttock, yes!
My doctor, I've come;
Big ass is the reignin';
Big ass feels so good;
To get my boy glows; 
My doctor, I've come;
C'mon, blow it down!
=====DEOLA====

THE DO AS I SAY!

Buddy come, ore wa;
Hear Pastor tells me;
To prove I love Jesus;
Everyday, every time
Brother, u gotta fast!

Daily, me a fast, yeah;
Daily, I no drink nor eat;
Hororo my eyes sunk in!

Buddy come, ore wa;
Hear Pastor tells me;
To prove I love Jesus;
Everyday, every time
Brother, u gotta fast!

Daily, pastor is a slow;
Daily, he eats-n-drinks;
Roborobo his eyes look;
Very beautifully robust!

Buddy come, ore wa;
Hear Pastor tells me;
To prove I love Jesus;
Everyday, every time
Brother, u gotta fast!
=======DEOLA========

NIGERIA TENTERHOOKS!

One man steals it;
Another retakes it;
Soon, he retook it;
One man steals it!


4ward pass equals;
To the back passin';
O di se'kan komi o;
O di se'kan ko'rare;
Eje ka jo ma mu lo!


I steal! You steal!
You steal! I steal!

To rob and re-rob;
It's never a crime!

4ward pass equals;
To the back passin';
O di se'kan komi o;
O di se'kan ko'rare;
Eje ka jo ma mu lo!


One man steals it;
Another retakes it;
Soon, he retook it;
One man steals it!


4ward pass equals;
To the back passin';
O di se'kan komi o;
O di se'kan ko'rare;
Eje ka jo ma mu lo!

===DEOLA====

ONLY SOLUTION!

Come y'all that labor;
Don't wait before yo';
Died in your problem;
My friend, don't wait;
Don't wait, don't wait;
Common, don't wait!

Don't wait, don't wait;
Christ's calling you o;
Don't wait before yo';
Died in your problem;
Common, don't wait;
My friend, don't wait!

Come y'all that labor;
Don't wait before yo';
Died in your problem;
My friend, don't wait;
Don't wait, don't wait;
Common, don't wait!

======DEOLA=========================

Thursday, June 25, 2015

ANGEL DESCENDER!





NIGERIA DISHONORABLE!


Two guys contest election;
One be a certificate forger;
The other is election rigger;
My friend, wetin u go see?
Hah, correct roforofo fight!
My friend, wetin u go hear?
Hah, correct roforofo fight!
GET AWAY!
FUCK OFF!
WHO ARE YOU?
GO AND DIE!
Two guys contest election;
One be ogboju arm robber;
The other: ogbju smuggler;
My friend, wetin u go see?
Hah, correct roforofo fight!
My friend, wetin u go hear?
Hah, correct roforofo fight!
FUCK AWAY!
GET AWAY!
WHO ARE YOU?
GO AND SHIT!
Two guys contest election;
One be a certificate forger;
The other is election rigger;
My friend, wetin u go see?
Hah, correct roforofo fight!
My friend, wetin u go hear?
Hah, correct roforofo fight!

====DEOLA======================

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

A LOOKING BACK!

Long time ago, a child was made to descend well-equipped into this lower region where, through the volition of mankind, Darkness reigned. The Devil, gravely perplexed from failures to ruin this child conception, had his mom poisoned during pregnancy. It was from this poisoned that the child stepped out into a life so strange, he couldn't decipher its reason. He and his mom survived the ordeal. He quickly grew up, even though, in abject poverty. He started school at about five years of age. At the onset, he intensely hated the project, because it severely curtailed his period of play and freedom. He must be tidy in appearance coming to school, which meant either a complete ablution or the washing of face and limbs to present at least a good facade. He had not many friends in school. Everyone kind of loathed him so much: 
"Shuh, don't mind the bookworm o, it's only book he knows o."
"Hah, na only that one u see? The boy too yanga (psychedelic). Grass don't cut his hand, before he go cry go meet his mama."
Undaunted, he kept pace with his studies, and eventually, was admitted to a prestigious high school. But unfortunately, in his teenage, his mom died, and he was dipped into struggle. Each time he tried to move, obstacle would crawl and block his way. In the dilemma, he would remember his mom, and would cry and sing a song his mom had taught him during moon-light story:
Mama o, terena;
Terena o, tere o!
Esu pade mozeba;
O di agbami s'ona;
Ko je k'omozeba lo;
Terena o, tere o!
TRANSLATION: [Mama, come, hurry-up down. Demon's meet with your son. Turned to lake, he blocks your son from passing. Come, hurry-up down]
His mom's spirit would intervene, and he would be rescued. However, in a short-while, he would hobble into another obstacle in his pursuit. He would begin another cry, and a repeating of his song over again:
Mama o, terena;
Terena o, tere o!
Esu pade mozeba;
O di Ekun s'ona;
Ko je k'omo lo o;
Terena o, tere o!
TRANSLATION: [Mama, come, hurry-up down. Demon's meet with your son. Turned to lion, he blocks your son from passing. Come, hurry-up down]
Thence after, and in short-while, he would bump into another obstacle, and would, again, remember his mom, and would start crying and singing his song over again till he overcomes his hurdle.
===============DEOLA==========================

BUKOLO-SARAKISIS!

Ambition, like smoke,can't hide.
Cain killed Abel, 'cause craving,
Like smoke, could not be latent.
David cropped Uriah's wife. His;
Lust, like smoke, could not hide.
Daniel's trashed into Lion's den;
Because Babylon men ambition, 
Like smoke, could not be latent.
No wonder o, Saraki's ambition;
Like smoke, couldn't hide, not;
Even for sake of a united A P C!
===========DEOLA====

THE INEQUALITY!

Here is a three kids;
Each got wardROB;
While their Senator;
Got lotta wardRobe;
Difference's clear o!

Tolo-ngo wa aye o!
Tolo-ngo wa aye o!
Come fe see 3 birds;
Tolo-ngo wa aye o!

3 birds strut 2 earth;
One a crying 4 food;
2nd a sleep on food;
3rd so thirst 4 drinks!

Tolo-ngo wa aye o!
Tolo-ngo wa aye o!
Come fe see 3 birds;
Tolo-ngo wa aye o!

One is crying 4 food;
Whatta life is this o?
Ha aye mi o, tolongo!
2nd a sleep on food;
Life is so sweet me o!
Ha aye mi o, tolongo!
3rd so thirst 4 drinks;
Whatta life is this o?
Ha aye mi o, tolongo!

Tolo-ngo wa aye o!
Tolo-ngo wa aye o!
Come fe see 3 birds;
Tolo-ngo wa aye o!
=====DEOLA=========================

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

SLOW PMB vs RUSH GEJ!

E jeka f'alabe lewe toyanju;
Ka fonisona l'oun tiise t'ona;
E jeka ma f'ori eye ogo-ngo;
We iti atiro o, oba eye niise!

Dee, what do u mean, men?
I mean: aifa igbin rara-rara;
Kiisegbe egberun odun ipere!
Yiyo ologini is far reasonable;
Than gira-gira aja nle ikoko!

E jeka f'alabe lewe toyanju;
Ka fonisona l'oun tiise t'ona;
E jeka ma f'ori eye ogo-ngo;
We iti atiro o, oba eye niise!
=======DEOLA=====

MONEY POWER!



=TRANSLATION=
Money rules this world!
With money in ya hand;
Ladies, in varieties, will;
Flock round you about;
Each says: come suck;
So sweet is my breast!

With money in ya hand;
Ladies, in varieties, will;
Flock round you about;
Each says: come suck;
Push deep ina my ass!

Money rules this world!
With money in ya hand;
Ladies, in varieties, will;
Flock round you about;
Let the money finishes;
As the tree cracks, the;
Birds will, all, fly away!
====DEOLA=======

PURITY FROM IMPURITY!

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When sins assails ya, don't be bitter; but rock forward, and remember how, by the chemistry of action of contact process, sulfuric acid was manufactured from impurities! “Come now, and let us reason together,” saith the Lord. “Though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool." ==Isaiah 1:18.
SO2 is obtained by burning sulphur or by heating iron pyrite (FeS2
) in pyrite burner.
S + O2 = SO2; 4FeS2 + 11O2 = 2Fe2O3 + 8SO2
Because, SO2 thus formed, contains a number of impurities such as dust particles, arsenous oxide, vapours, sulphur etc. These impurities, in order to de-enhance catalyst poisoning, must be removed by passing through the dust chamber, washing tower, drying tower, and Tyndall box. Thence after, the pure SO2 is oxidized:
2SO2 + O2 = 2SO3 + 45Kcal. The formed SO3 is absorbed in conc. H2SO4:
SO3 + H2SO4 = H2S2O7 (OLEUM). The resulting oleum is collected, and diluted in H2O: H2S2O7 + H2O = 2H2SO4. ========DEOLA=====================

T'S OUR NEW SONG!

Hah, igbehin!
Lalayo mi ta;
Yeah, igbehin;
Lalayo nta o;
........Igbehin!

E sebi o titan!
E sebo ti pari!

Ku-ru-ke-re!
Ku-ru-ke-re!
Olode ma ti pa;
Ogidan s'oko o.
Ojuti baba-nla;
Won, who said;
Ode yi o p'eku!

Hah, igbehin!
Lalayo mi ta;
Yeah, igbehin;
Lalayo nta o;
........Igbehin!

E sebi o titan!
E sebo ti pari!

Ku-ru-ke-re!
Ku-ru-ke-re!
Olode ma ti pa;
Ogidan s'oko o.
Ojuti baba-nla;
Awon to nsope;
Ode yi o p'eku!

Hah, igbehin!
Lalayo mi ta;
Yeah, igbehin;
Lalayo nta o;
........Igbehin!
==DEOLA=================================

DON'T LET GREED OVERTAKE YA!


Monday, June 22, 2015

Saturday, June 20, 2015

DAYO MCAGUNS!





LIGHT AND WATER!

Let us check-on water!
Does water get enemy?

Water no get enemy;
Haah, omi o ni ota o!
CHORUS:
No, in Nigeria, water;
Gets 2 many enemies!

Who're the enemies?
Water no get enemy;
Haah, omi o ni ota o!
CHORUS:
No, in Nigeria, water;
Senators are enemies!

If you thirst at all, it's;
Water you gonna use!
If your body's hot, it's;
Water you gonna use!
If your cloths dirt, it's;
Water, you gonna use!
Haah, omi o ni ota o;
Water no get enemy!
CHORUS:
No, in Nigeria, water;
Senators are enemies!

U say many enemies!
Water gets in Nigeria?
CHORUS:
Yes, in Nigeria, water;
Gets 2 many enemies!

Ok, let's check-on light!
Does light get enemies?

Light no get enemy;
Haah, ina o ni ota o!
CHORUS:
No, in Nigeria o, light;
Gets 2 many enemies!

Who're the enemies?
Light no get enemy;
Haah, ina o ni ota o!
CHORUS:
No, in Nigeria o, light;
Senators are enemies!

If you are hungry, it is;
Light u go use 2 cook!
You're in the dark, it's;
Light u are gonna use!
To listen 2 d news it's;
Light u are gonna use!
Light no get enemy;
Haah, ina o ni ota o!
CHORUS:
No, in Nigeria o, light;
Gets 2 many enemies!

U say many enemies!
Light gets in Nigeria?
CHORUS:
Yes, in Nigeria, light;
Gets 2 many enemies!
======DEOLA=

Thursday, June 18, 2015

STOP MARITAL ABUSE!

Man, stop da abuse!
Ere o, yes ere la nfi;
Omo ayo se laye yi o!
Woman's pillar o'life;
Kiss her, don't rape;
Ere o, yes ere la nfi;
Omo ayo se laye yi o!
Little thing, ur dad;
Would slap me soteh!
Little thing, ur dad;
Would kick me soteh!
The Soup's too salty;
Pepper is too much;
Everyday's complain!

Man, stop da abuse!
Ere o, yes ere la nfi;
Omo ayo se laye yi o!
Woman's pillar o'life;
Love, don't abuse her;
Ere o, yes ere la nfi;
Omo ayo se laye yi o!

Son, always, ur mom;
Is money 4 my hand;
B4 her back 4 ground;
Obirin eke, a fee o ko;
O ri owo, o ko wa ile!

Lady, endure ur man;
Ere o, yes ere la nfi;
Omo ayo se laye yi o!
Let Christ love leads;
Ere o, yes ere la nfi;
Omo ayo se laye yi o!
===DEOLA==================

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

ONE WITH GOD!

I am son of Jah;
You cannot kill I.
I'm son o'Jesus;
You cannot kill I.
Jehofa guards I!

I'm dat I'm, yea;
I'm, I am, I am!

I'm son o' Light;
You cannot kill I.
I'm rock o' ages;
You cannot kill I.
Jehofa guards I!

I'm dat I'm, yea;
I'm, I am, I am!

I am son of Jah;
You cannot kill I.
I'm son o'Jesus;
You cannot kill I.
Jehofa guards I!

I'm dat I'm, yea;
I'm, I am, I am!

==DEOLA=================

SOME GOOD SAMARITANS!

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It takes a real love to not abandon a cousin who is drowned. Ajay Ojo, you've always cried, run round for my sake. If I'll ever rise again, God's willing, I'll remember ya, ajay mi-omo ori-ade, oluro of ajowa! It takes a real love to not abandon a friend who's drowned. Gbenga Adedoyin, you've always cried, run round for my sake. If I'll ever rise again, insha Allahu, I'll remember ya, gbengus-omo ohenkuruhen aniokeram! It takes a real love to hang out with a friend who so many despise. Kenny Daramola, you've always stood by me. If I'll ever rise again, insha Allahu, I'll remember ya, kenny mi-oshomalo, omo owa obokun remiremi! It takes a purity of heart for a lady not to abandon a fiance who is struggling. Eniola Rotimi, you've always cried, run round for my sake, re-jigging, like blood, my heart. If I'll ever rise again, insha Allahu, like Abraham and Sara, another Isaac will, again, be bequeathed into this world! I love ya, Eniola mi-arewa jojolo omooba zaki, arigidi akoko mesiogo! It takes a real love to hang out with a friend who so many despise. Chardee Johnson, you've always stood by me. If I'll ever rise again, God's willing, I'll remember ya...I love ya, my black american goddess! God bless the USA-cultural indiversity! It takes a real love to not abandon a friend who is drowned. Dam Doutiyou've always stood by me. If I'll ever rise again, insha Allahu, I'll remember ya! It takes a real love to hang out with a friend who so many despise. Tunmise Akinyemi, you've always stood by me. If I'll ever rise again, insha Allahu, I'll remember ya...you're a true girlie! It takes a real love to not abandon a friend who is drowned. Aj Abayomi, you've always cried, run round for my sake. If I'll ever rise again, insha Allahu, I'll remember ya, aj mi-omo akanbi obafaye af'osulu! 
Emi omo Agun, kiniun to nmi igbo kiji-kiji. Deola omo atakoro wo inu ajo, olusegun gbe ebora l'apa, o gbe ebora l'ese...yo bale o! Ebora yo bale o...dajudaju! Deola, digbolu! Deola, koolu! Isubu ebora nbe n'ibi gegele okuta, nibiti awon angel mimo pejo, ti won nkorin: "Halleluyah! Hosanna!" =====DEOLA===================================

Monday, June 15, 2015

HOSANNA TODAY, CRUCIFY TOMORROW!

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Once upon a time, a young mosquito went out flying for the first time in his life. When he came back from his flying practices, his father asked him: "how's it out there, and how did you do? The young mosquito replied: "it's great, daddy! Everyone hailed and clapped for me!" The father replied: 'No, they weren't clapping hands for you. Everyone wanted to kill you. The more they clapped, the less chances you have living, son!" 
LESSON: In life, not all people who celebrate you want your success! Be wise! 
======ENIOLA GOROTOL!================

Sunday, June 14, 2015

MARIAGE REINVENTED!

Perhaps o, in due time o;
Man could marry reptiles o;
And, woman amphibians!

Odi obiripo, adan d'ori k'odo!
Elenini ea suwa ibi mei re oo;
Hah, eye adan d'ori k'odo o!

They had given us the bible;
Said man must leave his dad;
And a woman her mother;
The twain shall become one;
What God does join together;
No one dare put asunder o;
For the white God is good o;
But the black God "evilish" o.
Now, they have come back;
Status-quo must change o;
The man could marry man;
Woman could marry woman; 
What God'd joined together,
Human-right can split it o!

Odi obiripo, adan d'ori k'odo!
Elenini ea suwa ibi mei re oo;
Hah, eye adan d'ori k'odo o!
======DEOLA==========

FROM STEALING DUB-STYLE!



Oyi gbe'mole are;
Keep us out o'evil!

CHORUS:
Ofe gee, oyi gbe!

Keep us out o'evil;
Fe-ku-fe, oyi gbe!

CHORUS:
Ofe gee, oyi gbe!

Oyi gbe'mole are;
Keep us out o'evil!

CHORUS:
Fe-ku-fe, oyi gbe!

RAP:
Stealin inna right;
Stealing inna left;
Steal inna center;
Lendin fro China;
B4 salary is paid!

Oyi gbe'mole are;
Keep us out o'evil!

CHORUS:
Ofe gee, oyi gbe!

Keep us out o'evil;
Fe-ku-fe, oyi gbe!

CHORUS:
Ofe gee, oyi gbe!

Ofe gbe'mole are;
Keep us out o'evil!

CHORUS:
Fe-ku-fe, oyi gbe!
===DEOLA===============================

TRANSLATION:
Tsunami, hurry up;
Take demon away;
Keep us out o'Evil!

Whirl, and whirling;
Hurricane, please!

RAP:
Stealin inna right;
Stealing inna left;
Steal inna center;
Lendin fro China;
B4 salary is paid!

Tsunami, hurry up;
Take demon away;
Keep us out o'Evil!

Whirl, and whirling;
Hurricane, please!
===DEOLA============================

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