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Monday, July 6, 2015

A BIRD AT HAND!

A very handsome, but poor, boy had been dating a pretty, but poor, girl. The twain were exceedingly in love naturally. The affection grew soteh [so much]! Daily, won nlo...ka nlo; until, bi won se rin siwaju die, won pade adamo, eda omo araye [daily, as their love progressed, they stumbled on obstacle laid by an enemy]! Omo araye ni [the enemy said]: "whoa! Girlie, you wanna wear beautiful dresses, chop inside big, bigger malls; even too, u wanna live inside beautiful mansion. All these things, dollars they cost! Girlie, me a going onna summer holiday, would like to go with me? Me a going London, Paris, and New York City. Do you mind to go with me? "Whoa, it is an opportunity I've been dreaming about!" And she leapt into this ocean of opportunity, without reconing: "isale oro leegbin [not all that glittered is gold]! In due time, she found out, back-up to her ex-boy, pleading, and sobbing:
==BOY=
After you've wala my face;
U've come again to lure me.
Boboh, I so much love u o!
After you've wala my face;
I'd done everything for ya;
Had thought you love me;
Suddenly, u wala my face;
U've come again to lure me.
Boboh, I so much love u o!
After you've wala my face;
No more walakolombo o!
==GIRL=
I'm so sorry, forgive me;
No more walakolombo o!
It is devil that caused it;
No more walakolombo o!
That man had flashed me;
Pounds, Euro, and dollars;
No more walakolombo o!
I ain't fake man dey town;
No more walakolombo o!
I've turned a new leaf o;
No more walakolombo o!
Original born-agin girlie;
No more walakolombo o!
I'm so sorry, forgive me;
No more walakolombo o!
=======DEOLA=========

AGAINST NATURE'S DICHOTOMY!

Ha, mori boboh kan;
Chai, this gay rights!
Said: babe, I love u;
Chai, this gay rights!
You look sensuous;
Chai, this gay rights!
Come be my friend;
Chai, this gay rights!

See me see trouble;
Chai, this gay rights!
I said: ha, no be me;
Chai, this gay rights!
Oga, open una eyes;
Chai, this gay rights!
Chai, I no be a girlie;
Chai, this gay rights!

Ha, mori boboh kan;
Chai, this gay rights!
Said: babe, I love u;
Chai, this gay right!
You look sensuous;
Chai, this gay rights!
Come be my friend;
Chai, this gay right!

C'mon, fuck ya way;
Chai, this gay rights!
C'mon, I am a man;
Chai, this gay rights!
Chai, I no be a girlie;
Chai, this gay rights!
=====DEOLA====

Sunday, July 5, 2015

CHRIST-LIKENESS!

Buddy, run, come run;
Pals, come see a man;
His name's TB Joshua;
He touches my 4head;
Jowo ooo, egba mi oo,
Satan cries, runs away!

Pals, come see a man;
His name's TB Joshua;
He looks into my eyes;
Jowo ooo, egba mi oo,
Satan cries, runs away!

Pals, come see a man;
His name's TB Joshua;
Him a shakes his legs;
Jowo ooo, egba mi oo,
Satan cries, runs away!

Pals, come see a man;
His name's TB Joshua;
He gives me a money;
Says, son, u're hungry;
Right now, go and eat!

Buddy, run, come run;
 Pals, come see a man;
His name is TB Joshua;
He sprays a me water;
Jowo ooo, egba mi oo,
Satan cries, runs away!
=======DEOLA=====

ENGEL 2 RAGABOLA!






Saturday, July 4, 2015

INNA BEGINNING!

Talo fe bami rinrin ajo;
Boboh, bami rinrin ajo.
Olori ire pele o, kawa;
Wa bami rin irin ajo o!

Hah, Tolu pretty baby;
Je nba e rin irin ajo o!

Omo oba Zaki, Eniola;
Oreke-lewa omo'birin;
Je nba e rin irin ajo o;
Ha, je nba e rinrin ajo!

Tolu mi, ein pele ooo;
Je nba e rin irin ajo o!

Oh yes, Deola, kawa;
Wa bami rin irin ajo o!
Olori ire pele o, kawa;
Wa bami rin irin ajo o!
====DEOLA======

TRANSLATION:
Who'd walk with me;
Who's that lucky man;
Who'd walk with me;

Hah, Tolu pretty baby;
Lemme walk with ya;

Princess o'Zaki, Eniola;
Ever beautiful woman;
Lemme walk with ya;

Oh yes, Deola, come;
U are the lucky man;
Come walk with me!
====DEOLA=======

LION'S EASE MOTION!

Prezy Buhari ease motion;
My friend, e get as e be o!
Prezy Buhari ease motion;
Ore mi, yeah, o ni bose je!

The wise man who lays at;
Backyard of a foolish man;
My friend, e get as e be o!

Who wants catch monkey;
Gotta behave like monkey
Okankan la nmu omo Eye;
Eni fe mu Obo, ase bi Obo;
Igbehin lalayo nta, gbehin!

The wise man who lays at;
Backyard of a foolish man;
Ore mi, yeah, o ni bose je!

Who wants catch monkey;
Gotta behave like monkey
Okankan la nmu omo Eye;
Eni fe mu Obo, ase bi Obo;
Igbehin lalayo nta, gbehin!

The wise man who lays at;
Backyard of a foolish man;
My friend, e get as e be o!

Prezy Buhari ease motion;
My friend, e get as e be o!
Prezy Buhari ease motion;
Ore mi, yeah, o ni bose je!
========DEOLA====

TUNMISTIC STYLE!





Friday, July 3, 2015

BOLA DE BONITO!

I'm the most blessed;
In my family, Engels;
Surround me about!
Males, females, both-
Dem a shine always.
Come, buddy come;
I'm the most blessed;
In my family, Engels;
Surround me about!
===DEOLA===

LIFE IS A CHOICE!

You just came back from work to meet with six rats in your house!
• The 1st rat was eating your BSc. Certificate.
• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Certificate.
• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Certificate.
• The 4th was eating your land and house certificate of occupancy.
• The 5th was eating your passport with visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project.
• The 6th was eating your Bible/Quran. . .
Which one, first, of these six rats, would you want to kill? ===Damilare Samuel AGUN.

CAST OFF EGO PUFF-PUFF!

A business tycoon passed away. He left for his widow one billion naira in the bank. The widow remarried one of her husband's young employees. The young employee said: "Holy God, all this while I'd cussed I was working for my boss. I ain't realised that it had been my boss, all this time, working for me".
That is the irony of life! In an expensive cell phone, 75% of the functions are not used. In an expensive car, 75% of the speed is not needed. In a big luxurious house, 75% of the space remains unoccupied or unutilised. In a whole wardrobe of clothes, 75% of them are rarely worn. Out of whole life's earnings, 75% stays behind for other people to use. So, let go your ego, and be humble; even if you are very powerful. Life is temporary! ===TOYIN FASEKI.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

WRONG COURSES!

Ore, I would say;
I say I would say!
Je nwi o, je nwi!
Yea, jenwi temi!

CHORUS: Maa wi f'ara'ye;
For a woman to;
Marry a woman;
Is against God!

Ore, I would say;
I say I would say!
Je nwi o, je nwi!
Yea, jenwi temi!

CHORUS: Maa wi f'ara'ye;
A man to marry;
To a fellow man;
Is against God!

Ore, I would say;
I say I would say!
Je nwi o, je nwi!
Yeah, jenwi temi!

CHORUS: Maa wi f'ara'ye;
For a woman to;
Marry a woman;
Is against God!
==DEOLA==

DEGRADATION O'WOMANHOOD!

Okpaka marries Okpaka;
Hah, do ameh, ameh do;
Yea, o yeah, yeah, yeah;
Yea, do ameh, ameh do!

It's our new world order.
Fake yansh = fake boob.
Oko x Oko = Obo x Obo.
Q. Erat demonstrandum!
Ife l'omo araye nwa, ye!

Okpeke marries Okpeke;
Hah, do ameh, ameh do;
Yea, o yeah, yeah, yeah;
Yea, do ameh, ameh do!

Lakukulalaku lakukulala;
Oni lagalaga, ni logologo;
Oko x Oko = Obo x Obo.
Q. Erat demonstrandum!
Ife l'omo araye nwa, yea!
========DEOLA===

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

RE: FANI'S ACQUITTAL!

My dear fellow poor men;
This Nigeria's not our own;
It belongs to the rich folks;
If we sinned, we're killed;
They sinned, they're free!

Richman stole billion naira;
He is granted, man, go free.
Poor man stole one phone;
He is thrown into the gaol;
Gnash teeth in much pain,
He died in jail, who cares!

My dear fellow poor men;
This Nigeria's not our own;
It belongs to the rich folks;
If we sinned, we're killed;
They sinned, they're free!

Poor man stole one phone;
Nip teeth, he died in jail,
Man-o-God, then, a come;
Poormen, repent o'ya sin.
Rich man, when he dies;
Man-o-God, then, a come;
Daddy, God bless ya soul!

My dear fellow poor men;
This Nigeria's not our own;
It belongs to the rich folks;
If we sinned, we're killed;
They sinned, they're free!
=====DEOLA=======

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