candace: MOST PERFORMING PRESIDENT EVER!

Saturday, November 1, 2014

MOST PERFORMING PRESIDENT EVER!

"Jonathan, the most performing;

president since independence.":

================Okupe

Yes o, he is the most performing o.

Our oga Jonat pe okugbe si ipade;

O pe ebiti s’ipade, pe ede si ipade;

O pe oku si ipade, pe ejo si ipade;

Ope ayan si ipade, pe ole si ipade;

Pe, jaguda, olosa, killers, lorisirisi!

Yes o, Doyin, before you even say;

Awa tikalarawa ti ri irawo Jonath;

Shining forth unto us loju sanmo;

Gbinrin, imole iku gbinrin gbinrin;

Gbirin, boko-haram gbinrin gbin;

Gbinrin, imole ole gbinrin gbinrin;

Gbinrin, kidnapping gbinrin gbin;

Imole money laundering, gbinrin!

Nigerians, hail o, hail the presido;

Hail the most performing, hail o;

However, y’all pray God so that;

Bi bokoharam nyi lo korewa koja;

Dugbe, ajangboro dugbedugbe o;

Bi iku nbo korokoro, korewa koja;

Dugbe, ajangboro dugbedugbe o;

Omolomo lanran n’ise de torutoru;

E ge lowo, e ge l’ese, ti omolomo ni;

Bi bokoharam nyi lo korewa koja;

Dugbe, ajangboro dugbedugbe o;

Bi iku nbo korokoro, korewa koja;

Dugbe, ajangboro dugbedugbe o!

==================DEOLA.

TRANSLATION:

Yes, he is the most performing o.

Our boss, Jona, dines with the rot;

Dines with thieves, killers, snakes;

And, just all sorts of ragamuffins!

Yes, Doyin, before you even say;

We, already, have seen Jona star;

It’s shine onto us from skyward;

Holiest, light o death ever shines;

Holiest, boko-haram ever shines;

Holiest, light o thief ever shines;

Holiest, kidnaps forever shines;

Light o money launder holiest!

Nigerians, hail o, hail the presido;

Hail the most performing, hail o;

However, y’all pray God so that;

Rampage death to pass over us;