KAKAKI [ANNOUNCEMENT]

Have u hear today’s news?

Hear o! In vanguard news;

Our dearest President says o:

Make una pray for Nigeria o!

[una = you]

So that, kulu, kulu, monkeys;

[kulu = cool]

Go dey continuing to work o;

[Go dey = will]

And, kulu, kulu too, baboons;

Go dey continuing to chop!

Hear o! Our president says o:

Make una pray for Nigeria o!

So that, kulu, kulu baboons;

Go dey continuing to chop!

And, kulu, kulu too, we ants;

Go dey continuing to die o!

Hear o! Our president says o:

Make una pray for Nigeria o!

So that, monkeys children;

Go dey kulu kulu marry o;

And, baboons children too;

Go dey boko haram marry!

Hear o! Our president says o:

Make una pray for Nigeria o!

So that, kulu, kulu, monkeys;

Go dey fly in bombardier o;

And, kulu, kulu too, baboons;

Go dey clapping for molue!

Hear o! Our president says o:

Make una pray for Nigeria o!

We’re our neighbors’ keeper;

Love y’all ya neighbors ooo!

Even self o, if he slaps ya on;

Right ear, turn, y’all, to him;

Left ear, and thank him o!

=DEOLA.