MANKIND-N-STUPIDITY

I WAS A COLLEGE INSTRUCTOR;

UNBEARABLY TENDING TO MY CLASS;

IN MATH, HISTORY OR GEOGRAPHY;

UNTIL A VOICE RANG OUT, SAYING;

PUT YE ON YOUR SHOES;

FOR THE INSTRUCTORSHIP THOU ARE;

IS AN UNHOLY PLACE OF THE RICHES;

FORGO YE THIS LAND, AND COME WITH ME;

I’VE PREPARE A PLACE FOR YOU IN THEOLOGY;

WHEERE U’LL RIDE IN JETS ABOVE THE SKY SO HIGH;

ABOVE THE PAUPERS OF YOUR CONGREGATIONS;

FOR VERILY, FROM HE THAT HAS NOT;

MORE WILL BE TAKEN FROM HIM;

IN ACCORDANCE TO THE LAW OF OSMOSIS;

SAYEST NOT I THE LORD;

BUT THE LOVE OF YOUR AMBITION.

YES, I WAS AN ACCOUNTANT;

TENDING TO MY BOOK KEEPING;

ALL HADN’T BEEN ROSSY;

BALANCING HAD ALWAYS YIELDED NEGATIVE;

UNTIL ONE DAY, LO, HEAVEN OPENED ABOVE ME;

A VOICE RANG OUT, SAYING!

YOUR CRY HAS REACHED UNTO ME;

FORGO YE THE BARREN LAND OF ACCOUNTING;

COME, THEOLOGY IS THE ALTERNATIVE FOR YOU;

SOON, UNCOUNTABLE WILL BE YOUR ROLLS ROYCE;

YOU’LL BUILD TERBANACLE AND UNIVERSITY;

EVEN FROM DAILY TOIL AND SWEAT OF YOUR CONGREGATION;

WILL YOU FLOURISHED AND DINED AT EASE;

SAYEST NOT I THE LORD;

BUT THE GREED DWELLETH WITHIN YOU.

THIS IS HOW THE SNAKE HAS FEASTED;

EVER SINCE, ON ADAM AND EVE “MUMUNITY”;

YES, “MUMUNITY”, AND IF YOU DOUBT MY VOCABULARY;

LEMME SHOW YOU FROM ODUACYCLOPEDIA;

BEYOND THE GARDEN OF EDEN;

“MUMUNITY” IS A SYNONYM OF “STUPIDITY”;

SHOUT A-LA-LA-YAH (HALLELUJAH), SOMEBODY!
ARAPACHAPA CHAPA CHAPA...(SPEAKING IN TONGUE)

==========================deola mcaguns.