MANKIND-N-STUPIDITY

I WAS A COLLEGE INSTRUCTOR;

UNBEARABLY TENDING TO MY CLASS;

IN MATH, HISTORY OR GEOGRAPHY;

UNTIL A VOICE RANG OUT, SAYING;

PUT YE ON YOUR SHOES;

FOR THE INSTRUCTORSHIP THOU ARE;

IS AN UNHOLY PLACE OF THE RICHES;

FORGO YE THIS LAND, AND COME WITH ME;

I’VE PREPARE A PLACE FOR YOU IN THEOLOGY;

WHEERE U’LL RIDE IN JETS ABOVE THE SKY SO HIGH;

ABOVE THE PAUPERS OF YOUR CONGREGATIONS;

FOR VERILY, FROM HE THAT HAS NOT;

MORE WILL BE TAKEN FROM HIM;

IN ACCORDANCE TO THE LAW OF OSMOSIS;

SAYEST NOT I THE LORD;

BUT THE LOVE OF YOUR AMBITION.

YES, I WAS AN ACCOUNTANT;

TENDING TO MY BOOK KEEPING;

ALL HADN’T BEEN ROSSY;

BALANCING HAD ALWAYS YIELDED NEGATIVE;

UNTIL ONE DAY, LO, HEAVEN OPENED ABOVE ME;

A VOICE RANG OUT, SAYING!

YOUR CRY HAS REACHED UNTO ME;

FORGO YE THE BARREN LAND OF ACCOUNTING;

COME, THEOLOGY IS THE ALTERNATIVE FOR YOU;

SOON, UNCOUNTABLE WILL BE YOUR ROLLS ROYCE;

YOU’LL BUILD TERBANACLE AND UNIVERSITY;

EVEN FROM DAILY TOIL AND SWEAT OF YOUR CONGREGATION;

WILL YOU FLOURISHED AND DINED AT EASE;

SAYEST NOT I THE LORD;

BUT THE GREED DWELLETH WITHIN YOU.

THIS IS HOW THE SNAKE HAS FEASTED;

EVER SINCE, ON ADAM AND EVE “MUMUNITY”;

YES, “MUMUNITY”, AND IF YOU DOUBT MY VOCABULARY;

LEMME SHOW YOU FROM ODUACYCLOPEDIA;

BEYOND THE GARDEN OF EDEN;

“MUMUNITY” IS A SYNONYM OF “STUPIDITY”;

SHOUT A-LA-LA-YAH (HALLELUJAH), SOMEBODY!
ARAPACHAPA CHAPA CHAPA...(SPEAKING IN TONGUE)

==========================deola mcaguns.

Lagbaja

RE: SEN. NDUME!!!

Talo nkedun nibe yen?

Ndume tawa lofa;

Kawa naa ta ndume lofa;

Bo ku o, awa o mo;

Bi o ku, baruwa nah;

Se olukaluku jeje ewure;

Ewure jojolo;

Olukaluku jeje aguntan;

Aguntan bolojo;

Ndume jeje omo re;

Omo re apon bi epo;

Ndume yi o;

Dandan, Boko dandan.

In Nigeria, there lives a man. He’s a senator from the ruling PDP. Prior his nomination for the senatorial election, he had love and lust after power. In a morbid attempt to win election, he sought the help of the Boko haram Baal, however, unlike his colleagues who sought from MEND confraternity, BOKO Baal demanded from him a vow, and any consequences that would arise from his failure to fulfill the pledge, the Baal is not to blame. Out of desperation, our Ndume had obliged to be faithful to his vow. The infernal power was then granted him to win the senatorial election. He contested and won. But in time, power corrupted absolutely. Again, unlike his colleagues who were wise enough not to take their Baal for granted, Ndume failed to fulfill his vow to the Baal. He was consummated in power intoxication to such an extent he did not remember that with BOKO BAAL, no infidel has a hiding place-the dead will forever stays dumb. Why wail ye, my people? Why pity ye him? He who rides on lion doesn’t dictate where to disembark. The god is not to blame. Talo nkedun nibe yen? Ndume tawa lofa. Kawa naa ta Ndume lofa. Bo ku o, awa o mo. Bi o ku, baruwa nah. Se olukaluku jeje ewure, ewure jojolo. Olukaluku jeje aguntan, aguntan bolojo. Ndume jeje omo re, omo re apon bi epo. Ndume yi o. dandan, boko dandan. (Who is pitying out there? Ndume first shut us arrow, before we retaliated; whether he died, or not, we do not care. Everyone had vowed to give us a sheep. Everyone had vowed to give us a young lamb. Ndume had vowed to give us his child-his fairest complexioned child. The vow must be fulfilled. Ndume, compulsory, Boko is demanding). ===DEOLA

JTF & BOKOHARAM!!!

Igba nle abaun;

Abaun figba jeun;

Abaun ko fo igba;

Igba tio lowo;

Igba tio lese;

E emo! igba nle abaun;

Omo ti soko sile agbon;

Oluagbon fe gba esan;

Igba nle abaun;

Gugu maja gugu tere;

Ha! ha! ha!

Igba nle abaun;

Omode meta nsere o;

Okan ni oun yo g’agbon;

Keji ni oun yo wekun;

Keta ni oun yo tarun;

Allah loke ni oun yo gbesan;

Igi tiso, ekun rere lo so;

Igba wa nle abaun;

Gugu maja gugu tere.

=========DEOLA.

ENGLISH TRANSLATION

The bowl is chasing tortoise;

Tortoise ate with the bowl;

Tortoise refused to wash the bowl;

In tireless helter-skelter chase;

The bowl that has no hands;

Neither does it have legs;

Yet, chasing the tortoise;

A child stoned the wasp’s cocoon;

The god of wasp wanna avenge;

The bowl is chasing tortoise;

In tireless helter-skelter chase.

Three children are playing;

One said he’d climb coconut tree;

Another said he’d swim the ocean length;

The 3rd said he’d shoot heaven;

Allah said he’d avenge;

The tree’s bore fruits, multiple fruits;

Now, the bowl is chasing tortoise;

In tireless helter-skelter chase;

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RE: BOKO HARAM WON’T DESTABILISE NIGERIA – CDS

igba nle abaun;

abaun figba jeun;

abaun ko fo igba;

igba tio lowo;

igba tio lese;

e emo! igba nle abaun;

omo ti soko sile agbon;

oluagbon fe gba esan;

igba nle abaun;

gugu maja gugu tere;

ha! ha! ha!

igba nle abaun;

omode meta nsere o;

okan ni oun yo g’agbon;

keji ni oun yo wekun;

keta ni oun yo tarun;

allah loke ni oun yo gbesan;

igi tiso, ekun rere lo so;

igba wa nle abaun;

gugu maja gugu tere. 

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DON'T GIVE UP!!!

Don’t give up;

Wake up, live!

Lively up yourself;

Don’t be a drag!

Dig it!

“Every day is;

A new beginning;

Listen, my soul;

To the glad refrain;

And, spite of;

Old sorrows;

And older sinning;

Troubles forecasted;

And possible pain;

Take heart;

With the day;

And begin again”

=Susan Coolidge

No condition;

Is permanent;

“All things pass;

A sunrise doesn't;

Last all morning;

All things pass;

Cloudburst doesn't;

Last all day;

All things pass;

Nor sunset all night;

All things pass;

What always changes?

Earth…sky…thunder…

Water…winds…lake…

Mountain…lake…

All these change;

And if they don’t last;

Do man’s vision last?

Do man’s illusions?

Take things as;

They come;

All things pass”!

=Lao-tzu

Don’t give up;

Wake up, live!

Lively up yourself;

Don’t be a drag!

Dig it!

NIGERIA VS BOKOISTS (TRANSLATED ENGLISH VERSION)

What is the delicious meat you are roasting?

You have been roasting this meat;

And each time have eaten alone;

While we did not get anything to eat;

Throw us some crumbs, so we can taste of it;

If you do not give us a little crumbs to eat;

There would be trouble;

There would be agitation;

There would be no peace;

After all, MEND came, and was appeased;

Now, Boko Haram is here;

And wanna be appeased too;

In event you do not hearken;

There would be “alugbirin” (meaning bombs);

Alugbirin tere o (i.e. unending bombs) 

 ====DEOLA MCAGUNS 

This is our case in NIGERIA, where the political elites feed from our collective natural endowments and even refuse to allow us-(the dogs), the crumbs from their mouths. Thanks for your reading. ==DEOLA

NIGERIA VS THE BOKOISTS-WHAT LIES BEHIND IT ALL

Hello, dear readers, all over the world. Please, let’s get on high to the mountain of political cultism in Nigerian. It is the mountain of subjugation, of corruption, oppression and wickedness. Therein, our political elites wash and sun their robes. It is the abode of the looters, who per chance are above the law. Ladies and gentlemen, off we go:

Pere kile nyan;

Tere alugbirin;

Alugbirin, lugbirin;

Alugbirin tere o;

Tere alugbirin;

Eyin nyan pere;

Tere alugbirin;

Alugbirin, lugbirin;

Alugbirin tere o;

Tere alugbirin;

Nigbati awa o ri je;

Tere alugbirin;

Alugbirin, lugbirin;

Alugbirin tere o;

Tere alugbirin;

Eyin nyan pere;

Tere alugbirin;

Alugbirin, lugbirin;

Alugbirin tere o;

Tere alugbirin;

Nitorina, e sokan si wa tanwo;

Tere alugbirin;

Alugbirin, lugbirin;

Alugbirin tere o;

Tere alugbirin;

Ti e o ba sokan si wa tanwo;

Tere alugbirin;

Alugbirin, lugbirin;

Alugbirin tere o;

Tere alugbirin;

Gba gba gba;

Tere alugbirin;

Alugbirin, lugbirin;

Alugbirin tere o;

Tere alugbirin;

Rugudu yaso;

Tere alugbirin;

Alugbirin, lugbirin;

Alugbirin tere o;

Tere alugbirin;

Sebi mend ti so;

Tere alugbirin;

Alugbirin, lugbirin;

Alugbirin tere o;

Tere alugbirin;

Boko haram yaso;

Tere alugbirin;

Alugbirin, lugbirin;

Alugbirin tere o;

Tere alugbirin;

Gba, gba, gba;

Tere alugbirin;

alugbirin, lugbirin;

Alugbirin tere o;

Tere alugbirin;

Gba keukeu ke gba;

Tere alugbirin;

Alugbirin, lugbirin;

Alugbirin tere o;

Tere alugbirin.

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