THE PDP DIED!

His eldest son, Jona Ebele;
Thoughtlessly poisons him.
Call EMS, hurry-up, please!
Wiyo-wiyo-wiyo gherrrrrrr!
The EMS arrives so faster;
Than a bat evading furnace.
Electrodes stick on his arm,
Chest, right/left iliac fossa.
Wiyo-wiyo-wiyo gherrrrrrr!
He's rushed to the hospital.
Dr. Mentu diagnosis reveals:
Severe internal hemorrhage.
He is referred to Dr. OBJ.
On diagnosis, ObJ coughs:
Expired! R. I. P, Mr. PDP!
Jega-undertaker comes in;
PDP is wheeled to morgue.
Okupe sobs-uncontrollably.
Aribisala, Bode, Godswill;
And host of children joins:
Eni're rele o, daso ala bora;
O tun di aye atunwa wa o;
Ki ato tun r'eni biti baba o!
[a good man's dead. Till in;
Reincarnation life, before;
w'll get another like-man]
=====DEOLA=====

EQUAL RIGHTS!

Everyone gotta right to;
Decide his own destiny.
And ina this judgement;
Don't cause a partiality!

What's good for geese;
Is, also, good 4 gander.
No one created himself;
The Lord created we all.
What's good for geese;
Is, also, good 4 gander.
This is the only we can;
Overcome little trouble!

Bro, u're right, so right.
if Gays get a free rights,
In order to co-habitate,
Robbers, 2, get a right!

What's good for geese;
Is, also, good 4 gander.
No one created himself;
The Lord created we all.
What's good for geese;
Is, also, good 4 gander.
This is the only we can;
Overcome little trouble!

Bro, u're right, so right.
if Gays get a free rights,
In order to co-habitate,
Beast lovers get right!

Everyone gotta right to;
Decide his own destiny.
And ina this judgement;
Don't cause a partiality!

What's good for geese;
Is, also, good 4 gander.
No one created himself;
The Lord created we all.
What's good for geese;
Is, also, good 4 gander.
This is the only we can;
Overcome little trouble!

Bro, u're right, so right.
if Gays get a free rights,
In order to co-habitate,
Rapers, 2, get a right!
====DEOLA==
[Idea fro. Bob Marley]

SARAKI VS. SOWORE!

          SOWORE:

Bukola omo saraki kwara!

No be oil barons bribe boy;

To become senate presido;

Bukola omo won ni Kwara

Tell me the truth-so oti-to!

           CHORUS:

Lalalala laaaaaa lalalalao!

Bukola omo saraki lalalaa!

           SARAKI:

No barons bribed me, chei;

To become senate presido;

Na big lie people dey talk;

Saraki's too big for that o!

           CHORUS:

Lalalala laaaaaa lalalalao!

Bukola omo saraki lalalaa!

=====DEOLA=======

OH NIGERIANS!

My mind returns 2 home;
Lokkin o da politics ruse.
Nigeria back on da road;
But, folks still in old tune.
Demandin holistic magic;
Day 'nd night right along;
30 days, instant so soon!

Nigeria back on da road;
But, folks still in old tune.
Demandin holistic magic;
Day 'nd night right along.
30 days, instant so soon!

Hard for me to making a;
Good sense of this craze;
How daft folks in old tune;
To be demanding magic;
Day 'nd night right along;
30 days, instant so soon!
====DEOLA====

NIGERIANS MENTAL CHICHIDODOS!

Nigerians have begun shouting:

We need a miracle workin' man.

Everyday, every time's crying o:

  Buhari an't a miracle workin guy.

RAP:

16 yrs o'stealing, men;

In 30 days, please, put;

Food inna me table!

Nigerians have begun shouting:

We need a miracle workin' man.

Everyday, every time's crying o:

  Buhari ain't a miracle workin guy.

RAP:
16 yrs o'stealing, men;
In 30 days, please, put;
Light inna me street!

Nigerians have begun shouting:

We need a miracle workin' man.

Everyday, every time's crying o:

  Buhari ain't a miracle workin guy.

RAP:
16 yrs o'stealing, men;
In 30 days, please, fill;
Water into me a cup!

Nigerians have begun shouting:

We need a miracle workin' man.

Everyday, every time's crying o:

  Buhari ain't a miracle workin guy.

=====DEOLA=======

EXTENT OF LUST!

Doctor mi, eweso o;
Teremina jalangato!
Dokita mi, to m'oye;
Teremina jalangato!
Smaller buttock, no;
Doctor mi, eweso o;
Teremina jalangato!
Bigger buttock, yes;
Dokita mi, to m'oye;
Teremina jalangato!
Idi nlala lo gb'ode o;
Teremina jalangato!
Ere-bente janmo'le;
Teremina jalangato!
Idi nlanla's so good;
Lati gbe bobo mi jo;
Teremina jalangato!
Doctor mi, eweso o;
Teremina jalangato!
Dokita mi, to m'oye;
Teremina jalangato!
===DEOLA====

TRANSLATION:
My doctor, I've come;
C'mon, blow it down!
A smaller buttock, no!
A bigger buttock, yes!
My doctor, I've come;
Big ass is the reignin';
Big ass feels so good;
To get my boy glows; 
My doctor, I've come;
C'mon, blow it down!
=====DEOLA====

THE DO AS I SAY!

Buddy come, ore wa;
Hear Pastor tells me;
To prove I love Jesus;
Everyday, every time
Brother, u gotta fast!

Daily, me a fast, yeah;
Daily, I no drink nor eat;
Hororo my eyes sunk in!

Buddy come, ore wa;
Hear Pastor tells me;
To prove I love Jesus;
Everyday, every time
Brother, u gotta fast!

Daily, pastor is a slow;
Daily, he eats-n-drinks;
Roborobo his eyes look;
Very beautifully robust!

Buddy come, ore wa;
Hear Pastor tells me;
To prove I love Jesus;
Everyday, every time
Brother, u gotta fast!
=======DEOLA========

NIGERIA TENTERHOOKS!

One man steals it;
Another retakes it;
Soon, he retook it;
One man steals it!

4ward pass equals;
To the back passin';
O di se'kan komi o;
O di se'kan ko'rare;
Eje ka jo ma mu lo!

I steal! You steal!
You steal! I steal!
To rob and re-rob;
It's never a crime!

4ward pass equals;
To the back passin';
O di se'kan komi o;
O di se'kan ko'rare;
Eje ka jo ma mu lo!

One man steals it;
Another retakes it;
Soon, he retook it;
One man steals it!

4ward pass equals;
To the back passin';
O di se'kan komi o;
O di se'kan ko'rare;
Eje ka jo ma mu lo!
===DEOLA====

ONLY SOLUTION!

Come y'all that labor;
Don't wait before yo';
Died in your problem;
My friend, don't wait;
Don't wait, don't wait;
Common, don't wait!

Don't wait, don't wait;
Christ's calling you o;
Don't wait before yo';
Died in your problem;
Common, don't wait;
My friend, don't wait!

Come y'all that labor;
Don't wait before yo';
Died in your problem;
My friend, don't wait;
Don't wait, don't wait;
Common, don't wait!
======DEOLA=========================

ANGEL DESCENDER!