NIGERIA!!!

Dem dey steal, yes!

Dem dey spend, yes!

Dem dey lie, yes!

Dem dey rig, yes!

Dem dey kill, yes!

Dem dey fly, yes!

Tokyo today;

Dallas tomorrow;

Again, to Jo’burg;

Thence, to Moscow;

Ajala travel.com!

Our leaders, politicians;

Plus pastors dem;

Don't care about us;

Kosi kosi, omo won nyo;

Eesi won, nmu ogun loja;

Iran adaba won;

Ko jeun ku f’eyele;

But, a day will come;

Monkey will go to market;

And, won’t return home;

Like in the Arab Spring;

Poro'ko nibe yen o;

Poro oko, nitori;

Ewure tisun kan ogiri o;

Poro'ko Armageddon!

Like in Tunisia;

Poro'ko nibe yen o;

Poro oko, nitori;

Ewure tisun kan ogiri o;

Poro'ko Armageddon!

Like in Libya o;

Poro'ko nibe yen o;

Poro oko, nitori;

Ewure tisun kan ogiri o;

Poro'ko Armageddon!

Awon omo pharaoh;

Poro'ko nibe yen o;

Poro oko, nitori;

Ewure tisun kan ogiri o;

Poro'ko Armageddon!

Syria is going on o;

Poro'ko nibe yen o;

Poro oko, nitori;

Ewure tisun kan ogiri o;

Poro'ko Amageddon!

=DEOLA

 TRANSLATION

They are stealing, yes!

They are spending, yes!

They are lying, yes!

They are rigging, yes!

They are killing, yes!

They are flying, yes!

Tokyo today;

Dallas tomorrow;

Again, to Jo’burg;

Thence, to Moscow;

Ajala travel.com!

Our leaders, politicians;

Plus our pastors;

Don't care about us;

We’re broke, yet;

Their children feed;

From none at all;

They got twenty in the market;

Their dove didn’t leave;

Crumbs for the pigeon;

But, a day will come;

Monkey will go to market;

And, won’t return home;

Like in the Arab Spring;

Stoning down there!

Hail of stone, because;

Goat’s push to the wall;

Stoning Armageddon!

Like in Tunisia;

Stoning down there!

Hail of stone, because;

Goat’s push to the wall;

Stoning Armageddon!

Like in Libya;

Stoning down there!

Hail of stone, because;

Goat’s push to the wall;

Stoning Armageddon!

The children of pharaoh;

Stoning down there!

Hail of stone, because;

Goat’s push to the wall;

Stoning Armageddon!

Syria is going on;

Stoning down there!

Hail of stone, because;

Goat’s push to the wall;

Stoning Armageddon!

=DEOLA

FOUND OASIS!!!

My mind is blind;

Other girls matter no more;

They can't block my view;

All day through the night;

I see no one, but you;

Gotta let you understand...

Words can never say;

What I feel for you;

The glow is so intense;

I love you forever;

Forever, and always;

Baby, keep the faith;

Though, we’re far apart;

You are not alone;

I’m always there with you;

As you’re here with me;

I’ll always love you;

Always, forever always.

=DEOLA

ENIOLA!!!

Angel!

I love ya so much;

My angel!

I would marry ya;

My fortune;

I would marry ya,

Sister!

Was I not defeated;

By the lack of fortune;

I would marry ya;

Angel!

Money is troubling;

My soul!

And I, ya young lover;

What can I do?

Was I not defeated;

By the lack of fortune;

I would marry ya;

Angel!

Little bird;

I dream of ya;

Little bird!

And I, ya young lover;

What can I do?

Was I not defeated;

By the lack of fortune;

I would marry ya;

Angel!

Angel!

I love ya so much;

My angel!

=deola (from Makeba)

DEMONIC FOREST!!!

Eye meji tolongo waye;

Tolongo!

Okan, ando oka;

Tolongo!

Ikeji, ado oke;

Tolongo!

Sho sho shokurubale;

Shooo, sho!

Another eye meji;

Tun tolongo waye;

Tolongo!

Okan ni ka yara adura;

Tori aipe ojo;

Tolongo!

Ikeji ni okupe, iye apa otun;

Tolongo!

Abati, iye apa osi;

Tolongo!

Sho sho shokurubale;

Shooo, sho!

Eye meta kan ti tolongo waye;

Tolongo!

Okan kigbe igi nda;

Dele giwa da;

Tolongo!

Ikeji, general crying baby;

Tolongo!

Iketa nse bacha bacha;

Tolongo!

Sho sho shokurubale;

Shooo, sho!

Ewo eye meji kan;

To tun tolongo waye;

Tolongo!

Okan gbe agbo lowo;

MKO muu, igi da;

Hah, tolongo!

Ikeji aremu o remu Ige;

Tolongo!

Sho sho shokurubale;

Shooo, sho!

=DEOLA

TRANSLATION
Two birds strut to the earth;
One, we fuck, and it bended;
The second, we fuck, and it cried;
In a show of show;
It’s a power show!
Another two birds;
Again, strut to the earth;
One’s name is yara adura;
(I.e. we’d be steady for prayer);
Because of ill term death;
The second has okupe (death’s call);
On its right wing;
Abati (abandonment) on its left wing;
In a show of show;
It’s a power show!
Three birds again strut to the earth;
One shouted igi da (tree falls);
Hah! Dele Giwa fell!
The second is:
General crying baby;
The third’s doing bacha bacha;
(I.e. wobbling and fumbling);
In a show of show;
It’s a power show!
See two birds again;
That had strutted to the earth;
One carried tea in its hands;
Hah! MKO drank, tree fell!
The second, a nose hacker;
It hacked Ige’s nose;
In a show of show;
It’s a power show!
=DEOLA

 

RE: ENDORSEMENT OF JONATHAN (VANGUARD 6/18/13)

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

2015 election campaign ti wole;

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

Demonic party’s on the way;

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

Another looting is on the way;

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

APC, gafara hayan ki nkoja;

Oro egole lo wole;

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

Mo ti so teletele;

Ke ye fi jona sere;

Hah, omo kan ko mo nkan!

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

Eni toba fi jona sere;

Kele a gbee!

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

Tchan! Tchan! Tchaaan!

Panranpanparanran;

Ranranran en ranranran;

Panranraaaaaaaa...an. 

RAP:

(Jona npada bo;

O fere de;

O tun fe jeun soke;

O tun fe lagalaga;

O tun fe logologo;

Ese meji go on soun).

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

Another looting tun tide;

No one’s gonna pass Jona;

Presido oba alase oba!

 Ki le nfi jona pe?

Presido oba alase oba;

Ijaw dudu mini bi aro!

Presido oba alase oba;

Ki le nfi jona pe?

Presido oba alase oba.

=DEOLA

TRANSLATION:

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

2015 election campaign’s around;

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

Demonic party’s on the way;

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

Another looting is on the way;

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

APC, leave the way for me to pass;

Money matter has come;

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

I have told you before;

Never you mess with Jona;

Hah, the kid knows nothing!

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

Whoever plays Jona;

He or she 'll be in hell;

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

Tchan! Tchan! Tchaaan!

Panranpanparanran

Ranranran en ranranran;

Panranraaaaaaaa…an 

RAP:

(Jona is coming back;

He is almost arrived;

He wanna eats further;

He wanna dines;

He wanna enjoys;

Both feet, go on).

Boom! Boom! Sigi Sigi!

Another looting has come;

No one’s gonna pass Jona;

What do you take Jona for?

President the almighty king;

A shining black Ijaw man;

Our president almighty king.

=DEOLA

 

POLITICAL ANIMALISTIC!!!

Once upon a time, in the animal kingdom, somewhere in the jungle of Africa, there was a yearning to elect a king that would command the respect, and command authority of every animals of this world. Some among the animals felt elephant, because of his hugeness, would be the most appropriate to be the king. Hence, he was nominated. Some of the animals felt that Tiger, because of his boldness, should be made the king. He was also nominated. Some yet among the animals felt neither the Elephant nor the Tiger was appropriate. This group would rather prefer the Tortoise, because of his cunnings. They believe, the tortoise, with his tricks, would be able to manipulate human-beings and the amphibians. Therefore, Tortoise was also nominated. At last, three contestants: Elephant, Tiger, and Tortoise, emerged.

Campaign started with drumming and songs. From the Elephant camp, his supporters rang out the song seeking votes: (Ejeki afi Erin joba; Erekun ewele; Erin yio se daadaa; Erekun ewele…). TRANSLATION: (Let’s make Elephant our king; Easy does it; Elephant would make good; Our kingdom would be good: Easy does it)

The supporters of Tiger, countered with a recast or twist of this song, substituting Elephant’s name with Tiger’s: (Ejeki afi kiniun joba; Erekun ewele; Emase fi Erin joba; Erekun ewele; Erin yio teyin pa; Erekun ewele…). TRANSLATION: (Let’s make Tiger our king; Easy does it; don’t vote Elephant; He would trample you under; Easy does it)

Supporters from the Tortoise camp burst out in song: (Ejeki afi Ijapa joba; Erekun ewele; Nitori, Erin yio teyin pa; Erekun ewele; Kiniun yio payin je; Erekun ewele…). TRANSLATION:  (Let us vote the Tortoise; easy does it; Elephant would trample you under feet; Easy does it: Tiger would kill and eat you; Easy does it)

Not to prolong the story, election was done, and Tiger won. It quickly set up his cabinet, but unfortunately, biased to the Tiger families-Tigress, Lion, and Lioness. Swiftly, its reign doled out tyranny, killing, and cannibalism. Whenever he boomed everyone had to scamper for safety.

From this unto, the animals became conscious of their mistake to have elected the Tiger as king. However, the realization was just too late. The animals tried everything possible to depose the tiger, but till today, it has not been possible. Hence, the tortoise came back in song of mockery: (Se ao tiwipe kema fi Kiniun Joba? Erekun ewele; Erekun ewele! Kiniun npawa je; Tani ki a da lebi; Erekun ewele! Erekun, erekun; Erekun ewele!). TRANSLATION: (Hadn’t you been told not to vote the tiger? Easy does it; Now, he is killing you; who is to blame?) ==DEOLA