ENGLISH FALLS!

My granddad’s pendulum;

Built amazingly, come see;

It is bought 100 years ago;

From the day it is bought;

And it was set to working;

It ticked: 1,2 kay-kay 3,4..

Suddenly, it shut working;

Perhaps, because English;

Now, is being re-written!

“Were” is become “where”;

Thanks to u yahoo coleges;

“Witch” is become “which”;

Courtesy Nigerian colleges.

“Haven becomes participle;

Of “have”, as a courtesy o’

Nigerian custom controller!

My granddad’s pendulum;

Built amazingly, come see;

It is bought 100 years ago;

From the day it is bought;

And it was set to working;

It ticked: 1,2 kay-kay 3,4..

Suddenly, it shut working;

Perhaps, because English;

Now, is being re-written!

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