TIS WAY NIG FAILS!

Lau erebe, erebe lau;

Owo olowo, oh yeah;

L’egungun ma nna o;

Lau erebe, erebe lau!

Let us go spending;

Eat, feso gbaladunly:

Bank monies...fiam!

Govt monies...fiam!

Baboons dey work!

Mokeys dey whack!

Is a democracy style:

The Nigerians style!

Bukola, wa, omo mi:

Listen 2 me omo, emi;

Saraki Shola, baba re;

Politics determinant;

Orile-ede wa, kwara;

Owo olowo, oh yeah;

L’egungun ma nna o;

Lau erebe erebe lau!

Lau erebe, erebe lau;

Owo olowo, oh yeah;

L’egungun ma nna o;

Lau erebe erebe lau!

Let us go spending;

Eat, feso gbaladunly:

Bank monies....fiam!

Govt monies....fiam!

Baboons dey work!

Mokeys dey whack!

Is a democracy style:

The Nigerians style!

Dimeji, wa o, omo mi:

Listen 2 me omo, emi;

Chief Bankole, baba e;

Politics determinant;

Ogun State, Nigeria o;

Owo olowo, oh yeah;

L’egungun ma nna o;

Lau erebe erebe lau!

=====DEOLA===

ENGLISH FALLS!

My granddad’s pendulum;

Built amazingly, come see;

It is bought 100 years ago;

From the day it is bought;

And it was set to working;

It ticked: 1,2 kay-kay 3,4..

Suddenly, it shut working;

Perhaps, because English;

Now, is being re-written!

“Were” is become “where”;

Thanks to u yahoo coleges;

“Witch” is become “which”;

Courtesy Nigerian colleges.

“Haven becomes participle;

Of “have”, as a courtesy o’

Nigerian custom controller!

My granddad’s pendulum;

Built amazingly, come see;

It is bought 100 years ago;

From the day it is bought;

And it was set to working;

It ticked: 1,2 kay-kay 3,4..

Suddenly, it shut working;

Perhaps, because English;

Now, is being re-written!

=====DEOLA======

ANGLAIS CRUMBLES!

What manner o English;

The Nigerians speaketh!

What manner o English;

Ye all guys’re speaking!

I am a college graduate;

Yes, got college degree

Plus, college certificate;

Were is become where!

What manner o English;

The Nigerian speaketh!

I am a college graduate;

Yes, got college degree

Plus, college certificate;

Witch is become which!

What manner o English

Queen Liza is weeping!

I am a college graduate;

Yes, got college degree

Plus, college certificate;

Has, now, becomes ass!

What manner o English;

Ye all guys’re speaking!

I am a college graduate;

Yes, got college degree

I’m reputable journalist;

Airport is ,now, hairport!

=====DEOLA======= 

WHATSOEVER U BIND ON EARTH!

Iku, ma pami;

Hey, duro na!

Iku, ma pami.

Hey, duro na!

Je nje kokore.

Hey, duro na!

J’Eniola wole.

Iku, ma pami;

Hey, duro na!

Baby mi ti de.

Hey, duro na!

Mofe m’omu.

Hey, duro na!

Iku, ma pami!

Kai, ma pami;

Hey, duro na!

J’Eniola wole.

Kai, ma pami;

Mofe m’omu.

Hey, duro na!

Je nje kokore.

==DEOLA==

TRANSLATION:

Don’t kill me. Death, hold. My baby has come. I gotta eat porridge. Death, hold. Don’t kill me. Let Eniola comes in. Wanna be breastfed. Death, hold. Don't kill me yet!

B4 COCK CROWS!

Xcuse me, Deola can u;

Do without Christ Jesus;

Xcuse me, Deola can u;

Do without Christ Jesus!

Tell me, Deola, what’s;

The cross on your neck

Look, my friend, I can’t;

I can never ever exist;

Without love o’ Jesus!

Look, my friend, I can’t;

I can never ever exist;

Without d'love o’ Jesus!

This cross on my neck;

Says: Jesus’ the savior!

Thus, my friend, I can’t;

I can never ever exist;

Without d'love o’ Jesus!

======DEOLA====

SCENE @ DA PARK!

Boboh, emi lo ni idi mi o;

Ibadi laye wa o, etike ni!

She bounces it highly up;

Osan meji, oke loke-loke;

Bounces smoothly down:

Booty rattles: mi-mi-mu!

Men a look feelina tinge;

Faka-faka, machine starts;

Fine girl, njare jemi ri e!

Whoa! One dude, black,

Shining eyes spills soup;

Orekelewa, jo ma pami!

Uhuh! She smiles, sings:

Boboh, come and taste;

Ibadi l’aye wa, etike ni!

She bounces it higly  up;

Bounces smoothly down:

Osan meji, oke loke-loke;

Uhuh! She smiles, sings:

Boboh, emi lo ni idi mi o;

Ibadi l’aye wa o, etike ni!

Mapa,ra e simi lorun oga;

Come and taste, it's sweet;

Ibadi l'aye wa o, etike ni!

======DEOLA=====

DESIRE 'FUJA!

Ooh, missing y’all

Desireolu Jenifuja;

Wish me a home;

To party with you.

Ooh, missing y’all

Desireolu Jenifuja;

Wish me a home;

To party with you.

All of us: Jummy;

Gbemi, Kola, 2yo!

Ooh, missing y’all

Desireolu Jenifuja;

Wish me a home;

To party with you.

All of us: Olayemi,

Koredele, Bouqie!

My pretty Bouqie;

Omo Fa-do-wole!

Ooh, missing y’all

Desireolu Jenifuja;

Wish me a home;

To party with you.

Eatin and drinkin;

Ewe-dudu, amala;

Wine, baba-dudu!

Ooh, missing y’all

Desireolu Jenifuja;

Long live o o baby!

=====DEOLA==

UNDERGROUND GAME II!

Please, gimme banana;

I can chop like monkey;

It is not only u that can;

Chop like the monkeys!

I say: gimme banana o;

I can chop like monkey;

Dangote, daily, he dey;

Chop like the monkeys!

Pls, gimme too banana;

I can chop like monkey!

Please, gimme banana;

I can chop like monkey;

Adenuga, daily, he dey;

Chop like the monkeys.

Pls, gimme too banana;

I can chop like monkey;

Olusola pass to Bukky;

Obasanjo pass 2 Iyabo;

Ojukwu pass to Bianca;

Tinunbu pass to Remis;

Sai, Baba! Sadankata!!

169 million mumu hail;

Except Dee omo Agun!

Please, gimme banana;

I can chop like monkey;

It is not only u that can;

Chop like the monkeys!

I say: gimme banana o;

I can chop like monkey;

Dangote, daily, he dey;

Chop like the monkeys!

Pls, gimme too banana;

I can chop like monkey!

Please, gimme banana;

I can chop like monkey;

Adenuga, daily, he dey;

Chop like the monkeys.

Pls, gimme too banana;

I can chop like monkey;

======DEOLA=====

DON'T STOP!

Irin-gbeere, yes, ni;

Igbin ma ngun igi o;

Even though, igbin;

Ko ni owo, ko lese;

Yes, ab-iirin-gbere!

Ere tete ko koja ile;

Gbere o sonu sona;

Slow, steady l'aye!

Irin-gbeere, yes, ni;

Igbin ma ngun igi o;

Even though, igbin;

Ko ni owo, ko lese;

Yes, ab-iirin-gbere!

Line formation, go!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,..move!

1,2;move;3,4 move!

Irin-gbeere, yes, ni;

Igbin ma ngun igi o;

Even though, igbin;

Ko ni owo, ko lese;

Yes, ab-iirin-gbere!

=====DEOLA===

MOZEBA OFERE!

Don’t ever lose hope;

Lailai, nile aye wa yi o.

Sunmo omo Olorun o;

Oba-ngi-ji Jesu Kiristi.

Never e’er lose hope;

Look always to Kristi!

RAP:

When mom is dying:

Deola, she called me;

Forever, me a going;

Ina valley o troubles;

Don’t ever lose hope;

Lailai, nile aye wa yi o.

Sunmo omo Olorun o;

Oba-ngi-ji Jesu Kiristi.

Never e’er lose hope;

Look always to Kristi!

=====DEOLA===

TRANSLATION:

Don’t ever lose hope;

Never e’er in this life;

Hold onto God’s son;

Savior Jesus de Christ.

Never e’er lose hope;

Look always to Kristi!

RAP:

When mom is dying:

Deola, she called me;

Forever, me a going;

Ina valley o troubles;

Don’t ever lose hope;

Never e’er in this life;

Hold onto God’s son;

Savior Jesus de Christ.

Never e’er lose hope;

Look always to Kristi!

=====DEOLA====

BDAY: TITI AGUN!

Happy birthday to u;

Iya mi o, orekelewa;

Titilayo, ayotiti lailai;

Omo agun-taasholo;

Ajowa oro-gunrobe!

Happy birthday to u;

Eye mi o, orekelewa;

Titilayo, ayotiti lailai;

Aya won Ijebu Igbo;

Ijebu gemo lagemo!

Happy birthday to u;

Iya mi o, orekelewa;

Titilayo, ayotiti lailai;

Titilayo to nwe l’odo;

Ijebus, omo awujale;

Kitikiti nyo owo ose!

Happy birthday to u;

Eye mi o, orekelewa;

Titilayo, ayotiti lailai;

Wa daagba daaugbo;

Omo agun-taasholo;

Ajowa oro-gunrobe!

====DEOLA====

NEW NIGERIA!

Bihari de s’ode o;

He’s arrived town;

Bihari de si ode o;

Jinnijini deba ole;

Gafara, ha ere ya!

Bihari de s’ode o;

Aayan fe jijo won;

The fowl is saying:

Neva, neva again!

Lam suegbe mi o;

Ha, casualty one!

Bihari de s’ode o;

He’s arrived town;

Bihari de s’ode o;

Jinnijini deba ole;

Gafara, ha ere ya!

Bihari de si ode o;

Aayan fe jijo won;

The fowl is saying:

L’aye nbiko again!

Diezie orekelewa;

Is casualty two o!

Bihari de s’ode o;

He’s arrived town;

Bihari de s’ode o;

Jinnijinni deba ole;

Ajpabio ere tetete;

Ha, gafara hayan!

Bihari de s’ode o;

He’s arrived town;

Bihari de s’ode o;

Jinnijini deba ole;

E so Saraki l’oko!

Bihari de s’ode o;

He’s arrived town;

Bihari de s’ode o;

Jinnijini deba ole;

Gafara, ha ere ya!

===DEOLA=== 

WORDS ON MARBLE!

SARAKI CRUSADE A LA RESUME!

Friends, e wa wo, wa wo!

People a witch-hunts me.

Buddies, run, come see o!

People a witch-hunts me.

Allah forgive Nigerians o!

People a witch-hunts me.

They do not,at all, know!

People a witch-hunts me.

Stealing isn’t corruption!

People a witch-hunts me.

Friends, e wa wo, wa wo!

People a witch-hunts me.

To, nagodeh, allah kiaye!

=======DEOLA====== 

UNDERGROUND GAME!

TOO ADAWANNICAL!

ADAWANNICAL = ANGELICAL

EUPHORIA CONTINUA!

KILLER ALSO FEARS DEATH!

DADA O LE JA!

OVERCOMING!

DON'T TOUCH THIS!

THE BOKO BOYZ!

FEELINGS!

INNA LIGHT O TRUTH!

2 THE BIAFRAIANS!

JESUS DE CHRISTI!