TROUBLE SLEEPS!!!

A lady had felt so dissatisfied with the size of her boobs, and had gone to her doctor. Doctor, please, I need my boobs re-sized. I want 'em bigger and firmer. The doctor did on her breast implants. Shortly afterward, the boobs grow longer by the day. She became terrified, and returned to the doctor. At first, the doctor didn't recognize her again. Hah! Wahala yasoh! The following altercation ensued:

DOCTOR:

Olomu roro;

E maa wole;

Teremina jalangato!

Olomu roro;

Emaa wole;

Teremina jalangato!

Mama re nko?

Baba re nko?

Teremina jalangato!

Olomu roro;

E maa wole;

Teremina jalangato!

[TRANSLATION:

Mega-melon boobs;

Watch your steps;

You may fall;

You may crash.

Where’s your mom?

Where’s your dad?

You may fall;

You may crash.]

LADY:

Babalawo mo wa bebe;

Alugbirin!

Ogugun ti e se funmi lekan;

Alugbirin!

Mo boju wo oyan mi;

Oyan mi ri gboro o;

Alugbirin!

Mo f'owo kan oyan mi;

Oyan mi dun gbirin o;

Alugbirin!

[TRANSLATION:

Doctor, I come;

To complain;

The medication;

You’d put on me;

I look on my boobs;

They are growing;

Longer and longer;

I touch my boobs;

They are hard;

They are painful.]

=DEOLA