AHEAD OF 2015!!!

"Ferry me across the water,

Do, Jonathan, do."

Behold yonder, I am seeing.

The 2020 vision is beckoning me!

"If you've a ballot card in your purse,

I'll ferry you."

"I have a ballot card in my purse,

And, just like you, I am shoeless;

So, ferry me across the water,

To the land of the bliss;

Where there ain’t NEPA failure;

Do, Ijaw shoeless man, do."

"Step into my ferry-boat,

Be you shoeless or not,

But, for the ballot card in your purse

I'll ferry you. Yes, I’ll;

The principality of mammy goddess;

Of the sea of kidnaps and bokoharam;

Of the ocean of corruption and looting;

Of the lake of pirates;

Is all under my dominion!

I’ll ferry you."

==DEOLA

(recast from Christina Rossetti)