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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Thread of fenetics among Nigerian-Americans

What speak ye, friends? What is all this tumultuous phonetic pronunciation of "girl" as "gurl“? It is incredible, this style has dominated your speech like a ferment. In your morbid craving to acquire american way of English speech, have you not surrogate the beauty of the accent of your Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Ibibio, Fulani et al? He who thinks more deeply will not be satisfied with all the loquacious pomposity of English speech, as an excuse to surrogate his africanness. No matter how fluently you might have mastered your american speech, you should remember, an angenegbode would always be an angenegbode, irrespective of any mouth contortion, nose distortion or american speech acquisition. So, it is enough time we disuse illogical fenetics. All hail AFRICANS. ====DEOLA.

3 comments:

  1. very funny. just remember that when u r pointing ur index finger at someone, your 3 other fingers are pointing right back at u. i think u r very guilty of dis admonition so start the correction from urself.

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  2. Belove Hatty, I've done very much 2 remove the mote in my eyes, reason I was able 2 see the log in my fellas. And verily, verily, it'd be prestigious 4 them 2 endeavor 2 speak in their natural accent than 4 them 2 succumb 2 apathetic surrogation , which is reminiscent of slavery. Thank you, Hatty.

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  3. Look Johnny!
    The way he dey talk!
    Second hand!
    JJD! Johnny just drop!
    Look Johnny!
    The way he dey speak!
    Second hand!
    JJD! Johnny just drop!
    Look Johnny!
    The way he dey walk!
    Second hand!
    JJD! Johnny just drop!

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