THE KISS OF MOTHER!!!

Mom’s a jewel invaluable;

Iya ni wura iyebiye o;

Don’t fiddle womanhood

In womb, she’d borne ya;

Complete nine months.

Iya ni wura Iyebiye o;

Mom is a jewel Invaluable;

There is no mother at all;

To buy from the market;

Iya ni wura iyebiye o;

Women’re jewel inestimable;

Mom’s a jewel invaluable;

Iya ni wura iyebiye o;

Do not fiddle womanhood!

=DEOLA

A LOOKING BACK!!!

We fought Luggard;

The Britons run;

Ominira train de;

Everyone boarded;

The train rolled;

Shunt out in song:

A ti gunke a ti so;

[We’ve climbed;

We’ve alighted]

In short while, and;

Before too long;

Did it even get to;

To too long.

Let me substitute;

"Too" with "one";

English men, please;

I beg your pardon;

It’s not my fault o;

I should comply;

With the law of;

English homonym;

“Too” is “Two”;

“Two” is “Too”;

So, it didn’t get to;

Too long rara;

Before "one" long;

We enter coupland;

Galloping from;

Coup de blood;

To coup d’état;

Prade prade shon!

A soldier yelled;

And, the train rolled:

Shunt in new song:

Khaki o gbagbakugba;

Ko ni gbagbakugba!

In the hila-hilo;

O'the brute trip;

We arrived here;

DemoCRAZY land!

You steal, I steal;

Every mickle thief;

Makes a little case;

Every little stealing;

Makes mickle case.

The train rolled;

Shunt in new song:

Ole o janpati;

Janpati, no;

Ko janpati!

[thieving amounts;

To no amount]

Headlong, bang!

Ijanba railway;

[rail accident]

In Sambisa forest;

And, we are stuck;

Stuck in the middle;

No getting under;

Pain’s like thunder;

We all disembarked;

Men and women;

In a union song:

Push push push;

Let the train moving.

The train rolled, but;

In a different song:

Sango pa sango pa;

Eniti ko se tiwa;

Sango pa sango pa.

[Whoever refuse us;

Let thunder kill]

Suddenly, guns roared;

Shout o’lahu akbaru;

Boko boys emerged;

Kidnapped our girls;

Soldiers daren’t em;

The Tiger cannot;

Be a barber, and;

Dog would go to him;

In order to shave;

Eewo Orisa!!!

[God forbid]

God have mercy!

=DEOLA

BODE ROLISTIQUE!!!

One thief steals it;

One thief takes it.

This is the model;

Of our blood flow;

In great Nigeria o!

If u steal it in left;

Hand side, roll on;

In left hand side;

No, not in the right;

Hand side; always,

In left hand side!

If you yank it off;

The right hand side;

Roll it on straight to;

The left hand side;

Like Bode to Roli;

From left hand side;

He passes to her in;

The left hand side!

God don’t at all vex;

When you roll it on;

From left hand side;

Please, roll it on to;

The left hand side!

Good, Bode, roll it to;

Roli, in Left hand side;

And, it is...tis a Jaaail!

I beg ya pardon, men!!

It is a Georges!!!

==========DEOLA

appetizer!!!

HALLOWEEN!

How do you do, boys and girls;

Y'all my friends; Hope you are;

Happy, happy, happy, happy!

It's Halloween, pretty weather;

Sunshine and playing time;

Happy Fall to everyone!

How do you do, boys and girls;

Deola’s here, wishing you all;

Happy, happy, happy, happy!

How do you do, boys and girls;

Y'all my friends; Hope you are;

Happy, happy, happy, happy!

It’s Halloween. Get some fun!

Rock easy! Enjoy yourself;

Deola’s here, wishing you all;

Happy, happy, happy, happy!

=DEOLA

WON NGE LOWO, O NB’ORUKA!!

Pan bobo riboto;

Diezani mi Alison o;

Dancing baby o;

Mo b’omo jo o eh!

CHORUS:

              Yea, mo b’omo jo o eh!

Diezani, baby;

Alison mi o;

Pretty baby;

Pupa yemi o;

OPEC goddess!

CHORUS:

              Yea, mo b’omo jo o eh!

Pretty Diezani mi;

Pupa yemi;

Orekelewa o;

OPEC goddess!

CHORUS:

              Yea, mo b’omo jo o eh!

Gashi kudi;

Our oil money o;

Owo de;

Our oil money o;

CHORUS:

              Yea, mo b’omo jo o eh!

Billion ne!

Trillion ne!

Our oil money o;

CHORUS:

              Yea, mo b’omo jo o eh!

Kiss, kiss Diezani mi o;

Sweet eaglet baby;

Yeah, it's a goal!

Spend much as you want;

I don’t give a damn o;

CHORUS:

              Yea, mo b’omo jo o eh!

Kiss me, baby;

Fun mi loyan mu o;

CHORUS:

              Yea, mo b’omo jo o eh!

My body dey fire o;

The thing dey swell o;

CHORUS:

              Yea, mo b’omo jo o eh!

Baby, play me love o;

Spend much as you want;

Our oil money o;

I don’t give a damn o;

CHORUS:

              Yea, mo b’omo jo o eh!

Ibadi laye wa o;

Adun ma deeke o;

CHORUS:

              Yea, mo b’omo jo o eh!

Baby mi, spend;

Much as you want o;

Our oil money o;

CHORUS:

              Yea, mo b’omo jo o eh!

Sanusi Lamido;

Keep off ya nose o;

I don’t give a damn o;

CHORUS:

              Yea, mo b’omo jo o eh!

Mo b’omo jo o;

Diezani yi mo ba lo;

The world no go crash o;

Supper green Eagle;

Kiss me Diezani;

OPEC appointment;

It's a goooooal

CHORUS:

              Yea, mo b’omo jo o eh;

It's a goooooal!!!

=DEOLA

SUDDENLY!!!

The angel;

Beckons her;

Come home;

My daughter;

Come home;

U have not;

Any share;

In the world;

Anymore.

She replies;

Please, Lord;

Lemme stay;

Tolu’s young;

She ain’t;

Marry yet;

Lemme stay;

Please, Lord;

Lemme stay.

Daughter, no!

Angel said;

No! No!

You gotta be;

With Jesus;

U have not;

Any share;

In the world;

Anymore.

Eniola mi, I’m;

Going to Jesus;

I try to hang-in;

But, the lord;

Said I gotta;

Come home;

I have not;

Any share;

In the world;

Anymore.

Tell it to Deola;

I love ye both;

Yes, I do.

Not my desire;

To wanna go;

Too soon;

See the angel;

Beckons me;

I gotta be;

On the move

I have not;

Any share;

In the world;

Anymore.

Tell Yetunde;

I love her;

So much too;

My time’s up;

Gotta go to;

Meet with;

Jesus Christ;

I have not;

Any share;

In the world;

Anymore!!!

=DEOLA

ENGLISH AMERICANA!!!

As I was going;

On one way;

Lo, a friend;

Was coming;

In front of me;

On one way.

Hey, Deola!

He greeted.

Hi, my men!

I replied him.

Ugh! Deola,

What's with,

Your English?

I'm only, but;

One man;

Please, adjust;

Your glasses;

So you can;

See me well.

Never mind;

I said to him;

In the USA;

One man;

Is a men.

What about;

Two men;

He asked.

In future,

Two men;

Perhaps, will;

Be a mens;

Many men;

A menses.

Now, Toilet;

Is restroom;

And the hand;

Is our foot;

Like we play;

In football.

Ole netball;

Has become;

Basket ball.

With the USA,

English lang;

Evolves anew!!!

=DEOLA

EVER READY LIONS!!!

One time, the man;

Went to USA;

Opened his mouth;

His smell went wild!

"Ladies and gentlemen";

His friend pleads:

"Don't worry about;

The man's mouth o."

Hmn, dirty body;

Is a lifestyle in Africa;

The correct way!

Thanks to Abati.

Another time, the man;

Went to UK;

Pulled down his pant;

Hum, hum, hum!

His smell went wild!

"Ladies and gentlemen";

His friend pleads:

"Don't worry about;

The man's pant o."

Hmn, dirty yansh;

Is a lifestyle in Africa;

The correct way!

Thanks to Okupe.

Again, the man;

Went to France;

Pulled up his shirt;

Hum, hum, hum!

His smell went wild!

"Ladies and gentlemen";

His friend pleads:

"Don't worry about;

The man's shirt o."

Hmn, dirty body;

Is a lifestyle in Africa;

The correct way!

Thanks to Labaran!!!

=DEOLA.

[Idea fro. Fela Kuti]

IMAGE O’GOD!!!

Woke up this morning;

I look in the mirror;

The image o'God;

Shines outta me;

Beautiful, beautifuler;

God shines outta me;

Woke up this morning;

I look in the mirror;

God shines outta me;

Look in my head;

Beautiful, beautifuler;

God shines outta me!

Look in my glasses;

Beautiful, beautifuler;

God shines outta me!

Look in my wrist watch,

Beautiful, beautifuler;

God shines outta me!

Woke up this morning;

I look in the mirror;

See the image o'God;

Shining forth inna me;

Beautiful, beautifuler;

God shines outta me!!!

DEOLA.

[In my childhood, beautiful=beautifuler=beautifulest]

Lols!!