PARENTAL SPOIL!

RICKY SAN-STEALING!

Ricky Rake Riches!

Bribing the Judges;

He became a SAN.

Tis way Tafa Ricky;

Fools us Nigerians!

Bribing the Judges;

He win every cases.

Tis way Mr. lawyer;

Ricky Rake Riches;

Fools us Nigerians!

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LOVE I AND I!

Walk: posing-posing!

His stand also posing;

Smile: posing-posing;

Eyes in golden abaza;

Hand in diesel digital;

And, cowboyz bands!

Deola’s too 2 rockyz!

Omoges, jowo ijo ya:

He’s rocky, o rockyz;

In walking, o rockyz;

In posing, ‘is rockyz!

Deola’s too 2 rockyz!

In smile, too rockyz!

Deola’s too 2 rockyz!

Too rocky, o rockyz!

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HAPPY VAL: Rock up, y'all; Groove down; Direct kissing; Cornered him; Cornered her; Holding tightly; K'ori o p'orun; K'orun o p'ori. Groove down; Rock up, y'all; Helele mukele! DEE MCAGUNS.
Posted by Deola Mcaguns on Sunday, February 14, 2016

HAPPY VALENTINE!

WELCOME 2 NIG II

In Nig., under the sun;

By which, we are born:

Every day parse-parse:

Our monies are stolen.

Smsh, we’re all quiet!

Every day parse-parse:

Monies are recovered.

Every day parse-parse:

And, tis again re-steal.

Smsh, we’re all quiet!

Every day parse-parse:

Ole jii, ole gba…ole jii:

Every day parse-parse:

Million billions trillion;

Is steal recoup resteal;

Parseparse every day.

Smsh, we’re all quiet!

Shout it out! Smosh!!

Shut up! U’d be told:

Steal isn’t corruption;

Goat must eat yams!

Yam belong to state;

At da mercy of goat.

S*sh, we’re all quiet!

Parseparse every day;

Is a stealing jamboree.

Tithes to the pastors;

Halalaya! Daz blessin!

S*sh, we’re all quiet!

Parseparse every day;

Is a recouping galore.

Tithes to the pastors;

Halalaya! Daz blessin!

S*sh, we’re all quiet!

Parseparse every day;

Is resteal rendezvous.

Tithes to the pastors;

Halalaya! Daz blessin!

S*sh, we’re all quiet!

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POOR-RICH DICHOTOMY!

Inna Nigeria, under the sun;

By which the people live:

Olomosikata loba agbado!

Inna Nigeria, under the sun;

By which the people live:

Ore, Ejo nje ifun ara won!

With monies in both hands;

The rich man, often, purrs:

E fun alabe ni ewe toyanju;

And, judge, in glee, cheers!

Inna Nigeria, under the sun;

By which the people live:

Ore, Ejo nje ifun ara won!

Inna Nigeria, under the sun;

By which the people live:

Olomosikata loba agbado!

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SIN CONCIENCIA!

Dazok yanfuyanfu;

He shares monies:

Ninneh, come take.

Falae, here’s yours.

Dokpesi, hey, take.

Soja die, many die;

Yes, kada kadamu.

(yes, don’t worry)

Soja come soja go!

Ayes, It’s da blood;

We’re sharin man!

Dazok yanfuyanfu;

He shares monies:

Ladoja, come take.

Bode, here’s yours.

Dokpesi, hey, take.

Soja come soja go!

Kids die, many die.

Yes, kada kadamu.

(yes, don’t worry)

Life go on, go cool!

Dazok yanfuyanfu;

He shares monies!

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SARAKI & CO!

When a retribution;

Knocks on the door;

Weep not, oh child;

Cry not, oh darling!

No one plant cocoa;

And reap soybeans.

What a man sowed,

That’ll he also reap.

Odo ni npa omuwe;

Ogun ni np’ajakaye;

Ojukokoro lo npole!

Cry not, my darling;

Weep not, oh child;

When a retribution;

Knocks on the door.

Ojo gbogbo niti ole;

Ojo kan niti olohun.

What a man sowed,

That’ll he also reap.

Now that reckoning;

Knocks on the door;

Weep not, my child;

Cry not, my darling!

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WELCOME 2 NIGERIA!

Richman has influence:

Has pals in high places.

With money in a hand;

He, often times, purrs;

Judges, in glee, chorus.

With money in a hand;

He, often times, purrs;

Judges, in glee, cheers.

Ina his hand, he owns;

This earth, and justice.

If he kills, he’ll be free;

If he is freed, he’ll kill;

If he kills, he will bribe:

The Judges will collect;

Lawya will collect, too;

Policemen will collect.

Ina his hand, he owns;

This earth, and justice.

If he robs, he’ll be free;

If he’s freed, he’ll steal;

If expos’d, he kickback:

The Judges will collect;

Lawya will collect, too;

Policemen will collect.

With money in a hand;

He, often times, purrs;

 “F’alabe lewe toyanju”

Judges, in glee, cheers!

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SAY: YE-YE!

So, na only u wakah come!

Princinpal, okay, kontinu;

It is blood we are sharing;

Chai, chai daris goduooo!

If una see Jona Ijaw man!

Buddies, kiakia run away;

Please, quickly run away;

Jona will share ya blood!

Please, quickly run away!

Ina gnashin teeth, wailin;

You’ll speak inna tongue:

Na only you waka come!

Princinpa, okay, kontinu;

Chai chai, daris godu oo!

If una see Jona Ijaw man!

Buddies, kiakia run away;

Please, quickly run away;

Jona will share ya blood!

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SAI, JONATHAN!

If una see Jona Ijaw man!

Buddies, kiakia run away;

Please, quickly run away;

Patapata he’ll steal u dry!

Please, quickly run away!

Ina gnashin teeth, wailin;

You’ll speak inna tongue:

Dasuki-dokpesi-ninifalae;

Gangster nigeria thieves!

If una see Jona Ijaw man!

Please, quickly run away;

Buddies, kiakia run away;

Patapata he’ll steal u dry!

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SAI, BUHARI!

Eye nk’orin ododo y’ori;

Emi yio ma lu ilu o, fun;

Great President Buhari!

In several years gone by;

Corruption had dwelled;

In the high secret places.

In several years gone by;

Corruption had dwelled;

$Billion fleas, every day;

#Trillion fleas every day.

In the high secret places,

Leader steals, he shares;

He shares, again, steals.

In the high secret places;

Inna several years past;

So stealing had reigned;

Since me been youngie;

And, no one do nothing.

It is a long time coming;

Till now, untill now that;

Buhari comes back on.

Inna his flash o lighting;

Robbery, in high places;

One by one, is exposed.

Hah, change has come;

I’m gana sing yea yeah:

Eye nk’orin ododo y’ori;

Emi yio ma lu ilu o, fun;

Great President Buhari!

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IBO FRO LAFIAJI!

C’mon, let us migrate;

Migrate, yes migrate:

This land is a Zooaria;

Lions chop Kangaroo;

The Cat eats the Rats;

Rats eat cockroaches!

C’mon, let us migrate;

To the aquarium, yes;

Land o' the rising sun;

Land flowing o’ gases;

And monies yantunru;

Come down ere y'all;

C’mon, let us migrate;

To ne'er die no more;

To ever be liberated;

From being marginal!

C’mon, let us migrate;

To the aquarium, yes;

Ina the aquatic world;

In brotherhood we all:

Sharks, Crabs, Tilapia;

Not like mammalians:

The dogs eat the dogs;

amphibians are equal.

Sharks don’t eat fish!

C’mon, let us migrate;  

To the aquarium, yea;

Land o' the rising sun;

Land flowing o’ gases;

And monies yantunru;

Come down ere y'all;

C’mon, let us migrate;

To ne'er die no more;

To ever be liberated;

From being marginal!

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IGBO KWENU!

In time I was youngie;

And I’d affiliated Igbo;

To god o’ businessing!

In time I was youngie;

And, I had wondered:

Why, how on this life;

Should Hadji Dantata;

Or Sijuade, or alakija;

Supersede Ekene dili!

In time I was youngie;

And, I had wondered:

But, now that I’m old;

I’ve come to knowing:

Hawking’s, in no way;

Equitable to business.

Hawking’s wooro-oja.

Business is scheming.

Difference is so clear!

In time I was youngie;

And I’d affiliated Igbo;

To a good politicking!

In time I was youngie;

And, I had wondered:

Why, how on this life;

Should Hadji Dantata;

Or Sijuade, or alakija;

Supersede Ekene Dili;

To be our Mr presido!

In time I was youngie;

And, I had wondered:

But, now that I’m old;

I’ve come to knowing:

Hawking’s, in no way;

Equitable 2 politicking.

Hawking’s wooro-oja.

Politicking’s scheming.

Difference is so clear!

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