CHRISTENDOM!

DEATH-HEAVEN RELATIVITY!

Why do men fear to die?

Working in a farmhouse;

We rush to return home.

If heaven is men a home,

Why do men fear to die?

Ile ko-ko ni t’eye agbe o!

But men pray not to die.  

Working in a farmhouse;

We rush to return home.

Why do men fear to die?

If heaven is men a home,

Why do men fear to die?

Working in a farmhouse;

We rush to return home.

Why do men fear to die?

Ile ko-ko ni t’eye agbe o!

But men pray not to die.  

Working in a farmhouse;

We rush to return home.

Why do men fear to die?

If heaven is men a home,

Why do men fear to die?

Why do men fear to die,

If heaven is men a home?

 =====DEOLA====

NOV. 25, AYE!

It's November 25, aye!!

Me a begin anoda year;

Lord, me a thankful 2 u;

I’m alive, some‘ve died;

Lord, me a thankful 2 u;

Hallelujah, yes, oh yes;

Hosanna, yes, yes, yes!

I’m starting anoda year;

Iku, duro na, ma pamio!

(Death skip, no kill me o)

Akiifi omo ore bo ore o;

Me a begin anoda year;

Hosanna hallelujahooo!

Iku, duro na, ma pamio!

Some important things;

Yet pending to be done;

Lord, ‘ve mercy on me;

Iku duro na ma pamio!

Hallelujah, yes, oh yes!

Me a begin anoda year;

Lord, me a thankful 2 u;

I’m alive, some’ve died;

Lord, me a thankful 2 u;

Hosanna, yes, yes, yes;

Hallelujah, yes, oh yes!

===========================DEOLA=====

AKINOLA AGUN!

Hah yes! akin re o!

Deola, who is akin?

Gbangba loju ogun;

Omo agun taasolo;

Eesi o mo’gun loja;

Gende duro b’oke;

Omo’mo folas’ade;

Ikaram akala mesi.

Gba-ngba akinola;

Omo iya’lode udo;

Iyalode rubu-tutu;

Oreke-oreke l’ewa.

Hah, ajowa ni’le o;

Ewe, agba, jeka lo;

Ajowa, ile akinola!

Happy bday 2 ya!!

====DEOLA===

MADUEKEZANILISIS!

Hah, won npa, won nkun;

Seni Diezani ma-ndu-eke!

Her conspicuous lies get;

Horrendously gargantuan!

Stretch forth your hands.

Please o, look: my hands;

Isn’t mine o, it’s Sanusi’s!

Ok, sway down your legs.

Please o, look: these legs;

Isn’t mine o, it’s Tinubu’s!

Alright, cock the head up.

Please o, look: this head;

Isn’t mine o, it’s cancer’s!

Hah, won npa, won nkun;

Seni Diezani ma-ndu-eke!

Her conspicuous lies get;

Horrendously gargantuan!

======DEOLA========

TRANSLATION:

Being cut and mangled;

Diezani rumbles deceit

Her flagrant deceit get;

Horrendously too bold!

Stretch forth your hands.

Please o, look: my hands;

Isn’t mine o, is Sanusi’s!

Ok, sway down your legs.

Please o, look: these legs;

Isn’t mine o, is Tinubu’s!

Okay, cock the head up.

Please o, look: this head;

Isn’t mine o, is cancer’s!

Being cut and mangled;

Diezani rumbles deceit

Her flagrant deceit get;

Horrendously too bold!

=====DEOLA=======

NEMESISOSIS!

Satan’s calling: come;

Come, y’all, unto me;

Y’all that are burden;

Inna the cold o’EFCC;

Infernal coals blazes;

An’ I’ll keep u warm!

One by one they sick;

By cancer by strokes;

One by one, they die;

Infernal coals blazes;

Hahahaha! Hahaha!!

The devil laughs last;

He a laughs the best!

Infernal coals blazes;

One by one they sick;

By cancer by strokes;

Satan’s calling: come;

Come, y’all, unto me;

Y’all that are burden;

Inna the cold o’EFCC;

Infernal coals blazes;

An’ I’ll keep u warm!

Hahahaha! Hahaha!!

The harvest is come;

I’m so ready to glean.

Hahahaha! Hahaha!!

Me a god o' nemesis!

Infernal coals blazes.

======DEOLA===

1-1 COCOA!

My friends, whatever;

Challenges you faced;

Pals, endeavor to live;

Ya case isn't peculiar;

The patient-n-steady;

Win inna the life race.

My friends, whatever;

Challenges you have;

Friend, f’owo re ranu.

Ore, endeavor to live;

Buddy, koma si ohun;

Ti oju koi riri, ah yes ;

Ore mi, suuru lolaye!

My friends, whatever;

Challenges you faced;

Pals, endeavor to live;

Ya case isn't peculiar;

The patient-n-steady;

Win inna the life race.

=====DEOLA====

2 WIN TERROR!

Floods of thoughts;
Barrage of prayers;
Do nothing to stop;
ISIS further killings.

Y’all get up, c’mon;
Stand up and fight;
ISIS, to stand still!
Y’all get up, c’mon;
Stand up, let us go;
Brave dem in fight.

Floods of thoughts;
Barrage of prayers;
In e’ery occurrence;
Is become too cold.

Y’all get up, c’mon;
Stand up and fight;
ISIS, to stand still!
Y’all get up, c’mon;
Stand up, let us go;
Brave dem in fight.
=====DEOLA=====

RE: PARIS TERROR!

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Defiling the holly;

Name o’ Jehovah;

The I am ever I’m.

C’mon, stand up;

Support the war;

It’s time, let’s go;

Rout the IS away!

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Killing your mom.

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Killing your dad.

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Killing your pals.

C’mon, stand up;

Support the war;

It’s time, let’s go;

Rout the IS away!

Boko too must go;

C’mon, stand up;

Support the war;

It’s time, let’s go;

Rout the IS away!

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Killing your wife.

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Killing your kids.

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Defiling the holly;

Name o’ Jehovah;

The I am ever I’m.

C’mon, stand up;

Support the war;

It’s time, let’s go;

Rout the IS away!

Boko too must go;

C’mon, stand up;

Support the war;

It’s time, let’s go;

Rout the IS away!

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Defiling the holly;

Name o’ Jehovah;

The I am ever I’m.

===DEOLA===

BABY GATAN-KOWA!

Gbanjo sai gbanjo!

Democracy wo ile;

New Nigeria wole.

Ati nri omo l’oja o!

C’mon buy a child;

Ati nri omo l’oja o!

Gbanjo sai gbanjo!

Do not be alaroro;

C’mon buy a child;

Ati nri omo l’oja o!

Do not be alaroro;

Ati nri omo l’oja o!

Nawan’ yello girl?

Naira 1M, gasikia!

Nawan’ black boi?

700K, gasikia neh!

Democracy wo ile;

C’mon buy a child;

Ati nri omo l’oja o.

New Nigeria wo’le;

Ati nri omo l’oja o!

Nawan’ yello girl?

Naira 1M, gasikia!

Nawan’ black boi?

700K, gasikia neh!

Gbanjo sai gbanjo!

Do not be alaroro;

C’mon buy a child;

Ati nri omo l’oja o!

Do not be alaroro;

Ati nri omo l’oja o!

TRANSLATION:

Auction, auctions!

Democracy’s here;

New Nigeria arrive;

Kid’s sold in mall;

C’mon buy a child;

Kid’s sold in mall!

Auction, auctions!

Do not be stinging;

C’mon buy a child;

Kid’s sold in mall;

Do not be stinging;

Kid’s sold in mall!

How much costs;

This yellow girlie!

Net price is: 1M!

How much costs;

This black boyish!

Net price is 700K!

Democracy’s here;

C’mon buy a child;

Kid’s sold in mall;

New Nigeria arrive;

Kid's sold in mall!

How much costs;

This yellow girlie!

Net price is: 1M!

How much costs;

This black boyish!

Net price is 700K!

Auction, auctions!

Do not be stinging;

C’mon buy a child;

Kid’s sold in mall;

Do not be stinging;

Kid’s sold in mall;

====DEOLA===

THE GUILTLESS!

Deola o, who;

Owns the land.

Tani o ni ile o!

Deola o, who’s

Own this land!

Na dem papa;

Gets the land;

North 2 South;

‘nd east-West;

Na dem baba;

Gets the land!

Disobey laws;

They’d steal o!

Court adjourn;

Upon adjourns.

But no-case o!

Disobey laws;

They’d kill oo!

Court adjourn;

Upon adjourns.

But no-case o!

Deola o, who;

Owns the land.

Tani o ni ile o!

Deola o, who’s

Own this land!

Na dem baba;

Gets the land;

North 2 South;

‘nd east-West;

Na dem baba;

Gets the land!

Buyin lawyer;

They’re freed.

Buyin judges;

They’re freed.

They’d kill oo;

But, no case!

They’d thief o;

But, no case!

Na dem papa;

Gets the land;

North 2 South;

‘nd east-West;

Na dem baba;

Gets the land!

==DEOLA==

BIAFRANS BAILOUT (B.M. SULEJA)!

Dear biafrans I support ur struggle 100% but
 my problem is ur approach. I would want to
 suggest the following procedures and i can
 assure u its going to work out successfully. if
 u can unite and follow the following steps
 then i can tell, welcome to the Republic of
 Biafra in advance.
 STEP 1
 withdraw all ur services from Nigeria and
 render the Nigerians as u are the backbone of
 the country
 STEP 2
 Withdraw your kinsmen who are public office
 holders e.g Ike Ekweremadu, deputy senate
 president, Peter Obi the D.G of S.E.C
 STEP 3
 Reject all the ministerial nomination from the
 so called Nigeria.
 STEP 4
 Endeavour to reject Federal Allocation. u re
 very industrious people u will be better off
 without it
 STEP 5
 Stop all form of importation through the
 Nigerian sea port so that Nigeria will crumble
 without ur Tax
 STEP 6
 Recall all your sons and daughters from all
 parts of Nigeria to relocate to home untill this
 fight is over then Nigeria can beg them to
 come back as expatriate
 STEP 7
 Lock up all ur shops in idumota, Alaba
 international, Kano main market, and every
 other market even in the remote villages
 accross the country.
 STEP 8
 Go beyond closing of the Niger bridge stop all
 Nigerians from buying or selling in Onitsha
 Main market or Ariaria market in Aba.
 STEP 9
 Make sure u make ur Visa very hard for
 Nigerians.
 STEP 10
 This fight can be achieved without Violence
 just like south Sudan. Finally, make sure u
 dont fight it with weapons.
 Igbo kwenu!!! hee!

====BASHIR MUDI SULEJA====

CUE FROM 1966-70!

Satan is thirsty for blood;

Time’s come to sacrifice;

Hear Satan, loudly calling:

Namdi, omo mi, hurry up;

Blood, yes, human blood;

Human blood is a feeling;

Gimme, ‘is now, I need it;

Give to me, give it to me!

Human blood is a feeling;

Gimme, ‘is now, I need it;

Give to me, give it to me!

Kanu, I am on the fire oh;

Human blood is a feeling;

Get poor Igbos marching;

Gimme, ‘is now, I need it;

Give to me, give it to me!

Kanu, I am on the fire oh;

Human blood is a feeling;

Gimme, ‘is now, I need it;

Give to me, give it to me!

=====DEOLA=====

BIA-KILL-n-GO!

Man, the spilling;

O’ peoples blood;

Is ya trade marks!

Who’d be rattled;

Now, u’ve begun;

Whooping 4 war!

Engaging in drugs;

U’ve always killed.

Engage in kidnaps;

U’ve always killed!

Man, the spilling;

O’ peoples blood;

Is ya trade marks!

Hand in smuggling;

U’ve always killed.

Hand in robberies;

U’ve always killed!

Man, the spilling;

O’ peoples blood;

Is ya trade marks!

Who’d be rattled;

Now, u’ve begun;

Whooping 4 war!

Engaging in drugs;

U’ve always killed.

Engage in kidnaps;

U’ve always killed!

Man, the spilling;

O’ peoples blood;

Is ya trade marks!

Engage in kidnaps;

U’ve always killed.

Baby selling, ayes;

Is ya trades-marks!

Man, the spilling;

O’ peoples blood;

Is ya trade marks!

====DEOLA===

WAY OF ENGEL!

WAY O' ENGEL!

Takes my banana;

Exchanges for her;

2 velvet mangoes;

And, pinkie apple.

The tastes…haah!

Eni je nbe lole so.

Takes my sorrow;

Exchanges 4 joy!

Deola, who’s she?

That musta be an;

Engel onna Earth.

Deola, who’s she?

Plz, tell me, man;

Deola, who’s she?

Takes ya banana;

Exchanges for her;

2 velvet mangoes;

And, pinkie apple.

The tastes…haah!

Eni je nbe lole so.

Takes my sorrow;

Exchanges 4 joy!

Deola, who’s she?

That musta be an;

Engel onna Earth.

Deola, who’s she?

Plz, tell me, man;

Deola, who’s she?

====DEOLA==

BIAFRAMORPHOSIS!

Animals want to be humans;

In agitation, they gathered;

On the river niger bridgetop;

Underneath, the fish, crabs;

Jolly-ride in smoothie tides.

Animals want to be humans;

In agitation, they gathered;

On the river niger bridgetop;

Began marchin' and singing:

Afe da eniyan l’eni;

L’eni lafe d’eniyan!

Animals want to be humans;

In agitation, they gathered;

On the trees, and ina pens;

The birds, ants lookin maze.

Animals wanna be humans;

In agitation, they gathered;

On the river niger bridgetop;

Suddenly, the cock crows:

“ayokoro lo ma npa’ni!”

Animals want to be humans;

In agitation, they gathered;

On the river niger bridgetop;

Undaunted, the fish, crabs;

In river below, jolly-ride on;

Gulping water, and singing:

Fools die lacking ina senses!

======DEOLA========

SENATHIEVES!

E wa wo ohun our;

Senathieves nse o,

Nigerians mi, yea;

E wa wo ohun our;

Senatieves nse o!

Pay college grads;

Daz not employ’d;

The shout’s: nope!

Senators alawans!

Ahaah, it is: ayees!

Works for this day;

Hmnnn, loba-tan!

E wa wo ohun our;

Senathieves nse o,

Nigerians mi, yea;

E wa wo ohun our;

Senathieves nse o!

=======DEOLA.

SHARE FORMULA!

My friend, the drums;

Has, long time, begun;

Roaring: di-girin-digin!

Let’s go and gbaladun;

Kebuyeri, l’ojude Oba;

Owo’lowo leegun nna;

Let’s go and gbaladun;

Kebuyeri, l’ojude Oba!

Oh no, friend, u know;

I do not get certificate;

I’m not qualified to go;

Gbaladun l’ojude oba!

Let’s go and gbaladun;

Koi certificate oluwole;

BSc, MSc, PhD, O-Level;

Wasawara gatan kowa!

My friend, the drums;

Has, long time, begun;

Roaring: di-girin-digin!

Let’s go and gbaladun;

Kebuyeri, l’ojude Oba;

Owo’lowo leegun nna;

Let’s go and gbaladun;

Kebuyeri, l’ojude Oba!

================================DEOLA=====

LECON DE LA VIE!

Aye toto, aye akamara;

Ile eko nla tiko legbe ni;

Hah, Aye, yes, aye toto!

Your friend eats with u;

Behind, he’s betray’d u;

Ile eko nla tiko legbe ni;

Hah, aye, yes, aye toto!

Aye toto, aye akamara;

Ile eko nla tiko legbe ni;

Hah, aye, yes, aye toto!

Men, like green snakes;

Under grass, they hide;

Will spite a little notice;

Hah, aye, yes, aye toto!

Aye toto, aye akamara;

Ile eko nla tiko legbe ni;

Hah, aye, yes, aye toto!

Some men are mumus;

Ladder for shady ones;

Ile eko nla tiko legbe ni;

Hah, aye, yes, aye toto!
=====DEOLA====

BIAFRASIS!

It's time 2 die inna dross;
The eggs have been laid;
Ina dross, ready to hatch.
From a pit of hell, in joy;
Hear the demons singin':

Sweet blood Igbos yeah;
Sai, sweet nwanna Igbo!
Funmi l'eje mu, Igbo yes;
Sai, sweet nwanna Igbo!
Chief Ralph 'wazurike o;
Give me drink blood oo;
Sai, sweet nwanna Igbo!

My namdi kanu oooooh;
It's time 2 die inna dross;
Sai, sweet nwanna Igbo!
Civil war is so sweet oo;
Funmi leje mu Igbo yes;
Sai, sweet nwanna Igbo;
Give me drink blood o;
Sai, sweet nwanna Igbo!
====DEOLA====

FEMMY AGUNS!

FEMI OH DE FEMMY;

FEMIS, OOOH YEAH.

HAPPY BDAY 2 YOU;

FEMIS, OOOH YEAH!

rap:

awe-lewa biti baba re;

omo eesi mogun loja;

omo aguns, ayi iroko;

nlere omo ayekeyeke!

FEMI OH DE FEMMY;

FEMIS, OOOH YEAH.

HAPPY BDAY 2 YOU;

FEMIS, OOOH YEAH!

rap:

cmon, dance 2 music;

pop it up with a wine;

kissing your zim-bebe;

all the way, from the;

bedroom 2 bathroom!

FEM OH DE FEMMY;

FEMIS, OOOH YEAH.

HAPPY BDAY 2 YOU;

FEMIS, OOOH YEAH!

====deola=======

HAPPY NOVEMBER!