BE FOCUS!

No! U can't do that!

 No! You are wrong!

 No! You are too weak!

 No! You are too young!

 No! You are too old!

 No! It will never work!

 No! U don't have the education!

 No! U are too educated for this!

 No! You are too ugly!

 No! You are too beautiful!

 No! You are too short!

 No! You are too tall!

 No! U don't have a background!

 No! You don't have the money!

 No! It can't be done!

 No! It’s not possible!

When the world says: No!

It’s your full time business;

To say: Yes! And prove it!

Happy new year to y’all!

====BETTY BUZOL====

SHARE FORMULA!

Go to many places;

Ev’rywhere Nigeria;

Buddies, you’ll see-

Yeah, see, and see!

How Col. Dazokay ;

Feel ‘is ok to fleas;

Tax payers money;

Billion USA dollars ;

 Feel ‘is ok to fleas!

Chai, Jesus’s Lord!

Yes, amen, a-men;

Amen, yes, amen!

Bismi laila akbaru;

Yes, amen, amen;

Amen, yes, amen!

Go to many places;

Ev’rywhere Nigeria;

Buddies, you’ll see-

Yeah, see, and see:

======DEOLA===

DEMOCRATSTEALINIZATION!

"Hear the words them dey take deceive the people:
Misappropriation;
Maladministration;
Nepotism;
Mitigation...
Make I remember another one wey them dey use:
Defraudment;
Forgerylization;
Embezzlement;
Vilification;
Mismanagement;
Public inquiry!
Authority stealing pass armed robbery.
We Africans we must do something about this nonsense.
We say we must do something about this nonsense.
I repeat, we Africans we must do something about this nonsense.
Because now authority stealing pass armed robbery.
Authority man him go dey steal;
Public contribute plenty money..." fela.net ‪#‎FelaKuti‬

NIGERIA!

Push us in the corner;

They kidnap, they kill.

Push us in the corner;

They ask for amnesty.

Push us in the corner;

Were-were kia-mosa;

We give ‘em amnesty.

Push us in the corner;

Dialog begets dialogs;

Many Oliver are born.

South-south, south E.

Push us in the corner;

They ask us for more;

Without, they will kill.

Push us in the corner;

Were-were kia-mosa;

We give ‘em amnesty;

Push us in the corner;

We’re again pregnant;

More Oliver’s to born;

North-north, north E.

Push us in the corner;

We’re doggone slave:

Baboons, him a work;

Monkeys, him a wack.

Thank you, Yar’adua!

=====DEOLA=====

 

JESUS!

Sing o’His praises;

 The Lord, Christ;

 Birthday's 2day!

C'mon, let us, all;

 Sing His praises.

 Sing His praises;

 4ever e'er more!

Sing o’His praises;

 The Lord, Christ

 Birthday's today!

C'mon, let us, all;

 Sing His praises.

 Sing His praises;

 4ever e'er more!

Wit'out the Lord;

 Life do not exist;

 Sing His praises!

C'mon, let us, all;

 Sing His praises.

 Sing His praises;

 4ever e'er more!

 ===DEOLA===

MOZEBA!

IN MY SOUL, YOU ARE,

YET ALIVE O MAMA O.

LOVE YOU, MISS YOU;

MY PRETTY MAMA O!

TODAY DECADES AGO;

YOU LEFT THE EARTH;

MEMORY’S SO FRESH;

MISSING YOU MAMA;

HOPE U MISSING ME!

IN MY SOUL, YOU ARE,

YET ALIVE O MAMA O.

MISSING YOU MAMA;

MY PRETTY MAMA O!

MISS YOU, LOVE YOU;

DEAR MAMA MI, EEH;

LOVE YOU, MISS YOU;

LOVE YO’ O MAMA O!

======DEOLA.

EQUIRIGHTIS!

See dem belle full;

But, we’re hungry.

Daily, dem a sleep;

In a brightest light;

While, we’d sleep;

In hissin darkness!

Nah nah nah nah!

We got to rise up;

Our silence’s ode;

Ode’s a mumuni!

Nah nah nah nah!

See dem belle full;

But, we’re hungry.

Daily, dema riding;

Inna Lamborghini;

And, we clapping;

Inna smokin bus!

Nah nah nah nah!

We got to rise up;

Wo now wo now!

Cast off mumuni!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

===DEOLA=====

SANITY DRIP!

Buhari de s'ode!
Elewure wole o;
Alaguntan wole;...
No hiding place;
For ya impunity;
Buhari de s'ode;
New naija wole!

Buhari de s'ode!
Dasuki ti wole o;
Dokpesi ti wole;
No hiding place;
For ya impunity;
Buhari de s'ode;
New naija wole!

Elewure wole o;
Alaguntan wole;
B4, ta bafarawa;
Now, ao-farawa;
Buhari de s'ode;
New naija wole!

Buhari de s'ode!
Dasuki ti wole o;
Dokpesi ti wole;
No hiding place;
For ya impunity;
Buhari de s'ode;
New naija wole!

===DEOLA==

BANNER WITH STAIN!

PDP yiwa l’orun, kai!

Almost yinwa lorun;

Pemupemu biri-biri!

Sugbon, omode tide;

Omo eran’ko fesefe!

Yeah, omo ode ti de;

Omo eran’ko fesefe!

No more kerekuruke!

Like play, dasuki fell;

Like play, dopesi fell;

Bafarawa-aofarawa!

No more kerekuruke!

Yeah, omo ode ti de;

Omo eran’ko fesefe!

PDP yiwa l’orun, kai!

Almost yinwa l’orun;

Pemupemu biri-biri!

Sugbon, omode tide;

Omo eran’ko fesefe!

=====DEOLA======

PERMUTATION!

Ngozi, gimme $3b;

From left handside;

Yes, pass this cash;

From left handside;

To right hand guys!

No, Jona, for boko;

We’ve arms 2 buy;

Oyeli’s gon’ down!

Ok, but neva mind;

Say me a cluel-ess;

Me a just cool cat.

Da ‘lection round;

Me ballin for win!

Dasuki, take $2.3b;

From left handside;

Yes, pass this cash;

From left handside;

To right hand guys!

Yo’ excellency, sir:

For boko harami;

We’ve arms 2 buy;

Oyeli’s gon’ down!

Ok, but neva mind;

Say me a cluel-ess;

Me a just cool cat.

Da ‘lection round;

Me ballin for win!

Ngozi, gimme $3b;

From left handside;

Yes, pass this cash;

From left handside;

To right hand guys!

=====DEOLA====

DIFFERENTIAL!

They said: don’t forge;

Each time  we do, hmn..

The gate of hell opens;

We’d be goaded inside;

Gnatching in the teeth;

We would died and rot;

Till earth ‘ll pass away;

Nothing would shele!

They said: don’t forge;

Every time they forge.

Baba! E fola fun olola!

Gate o’ heaven opens;

Goaded inside, they’d;

Be smiling and dinning;

Till earth ‘ll pass away;

Goodie-goodie, foreva;

Will be added to them;

Till earth ‘ll pass away!

They said: don’t steal;

Each time  we do, hmn..

Iwofa! Who born him?

The gate of hell opens;

We’d be goaded inside;

Gnatching in the teeth;

We would died and rot;

Till earth ‘ll pass away;

Nothing would shele!

They said: don’t steal;

Every time they steal;

Baba! E fola fun olola!

Gate o’ heaven opens;

Goaded inside, they’d;

Be smiling and dinning;

Till earth ‘ll pass away;

Goodie-goodie, foreva;

Will be added to them;

Till earth ‘ll pass away!

=====DEOLA=======

ONCOMUMUNI!

In the morning;
Under the table;
Like the bulldog;...
You and I steady;
On table o’er us;
Our elites feast;
They eat, ask us;
To watch in awe.
Praying 4 crumb.
Under the table;
We fight an’ Kill;
For loaf o bread;
Man mus’ wack!

Afternoon, also;
Under the table;
Like the bulldog;
You and I steady;
On table o’er us;
Our elites feast;
They eat, ask us;
To watch in awe.
Praying 4 crumb.
Under the table;
We fight an’ kill;
For loaf o bread;
Man mus’ wack!

Evening comes;
Under the table;
Like the bulldog;
You and I steady;
On table o’er us;
Our elites feast;
They eat, ask us;
To watch in awe.
Praying 4 crumb.
Under the table;
We fight an’ kill;
For loaf o bread;
Man mus’ wack!
(wack = feed)

Pals, our mumu:
(mumu = idiocy)
Yours and mine;
E don do, abeg o!
(e don do, abeg =
Is enough, please)
 ===DEOLA===

NEW PAGE!

6years o'looting;
6years o' killing;
Buhari's started;
Lifting the veils;
Evils're expos'd.

Pals, come, see!
Pals, come hear!
Big men thieves;
Is begun singin';
DasRay synchro;
-ooooooh, yeah!

Daily, da music;
Is set playin on!
Daily new folks;
Join inna dance!

Suki sing along:
Day whole long;
Throu’ all night!
Day whole long;
Throu’ all night!

Daily, da music;
Is set playin on!
Daily new folks;
Join inna dance!

Suki sing along:
Day whole long;
Throu’ all night!
Day whole long;
Throu’ all night!

Nigerians, ditch;
Your mumunnis!
Y'all, fore'er yes;
Daily, da music;
Is set playing on;
-oooooooh yeah!

Day whole long;
Throu’ all night!
Day whole long;
Throu’ all night!
===DEOLA===

UNIDENTICAL TWINS!

Come hear me tis story;

Y’all guys near and far;

Inna me country home;

Two categories of men:

The Esau and the Jacob;

The candid and robber;

Inna twin they’re born!

Come hear me tis story;

Y’all guys near and far;

Inna me country home;

Two categories of men:

The mumu and ogboju;

Inna twin they’re born!

Come hear me tis story;

Y’all guys near and far;

Inna me country home;

Two categories of men:

The candid and robber;

Inna twin they’re born!

Come hear me tis story;

Y’all guys near and far;

Inna me country home;

The honest’s the ladder;

For the crook to mount;

Even so Bible approves!

Come hear me tis story;

Y’all guys near and far;

Inna me country home;

Two categories of men:

One works, one robs;

Isn’t Even so the Bible;

Foist Jacob over Esau!

Come hear me tis story;

Y’all guys near and far;

Inna me country home;

Baboons would work;

Monkey would wack!

====DEOLA======

NIGERIA LOPSIDED!

Kukah goes and comes;
Prior, Barr. Ezekhoime;
He yawns: shege walahi!
Nigeria gofament gotta;
Dialogue with militants:
Tompolo, asari, bayloaf,
Shakarau bokoharamis!

Kukah goes, again, but;
Before he’d come back;
Barr. Ezekhoime enters;
He yawns maami, koyo!
Nigeria gofament gotta;
Embrace da kidnappers!

Soon, Ezekhoime goes;
Professor Wole arrives;
He yawns: ehmn-hemn;
Ori ajanaku kiseru akata!
Biafrans'd be appeased.

Soon, Wole goes away o;
Kukah, again, re-enters;
He yawns: shege walahi!
Biafrans'd be appeased.

Fed.Faseun’s roving up,
He, too, want to yawn o;
My bet: wa-lahi ta-lahi!
Rtualists'd be appeased.
One appeasement 2day;
Brings another 2morro!
====DEOLA=======

SERO-NIGERIANITIS!

I was young and now, am old;

Since mama born me into life;

Day long into night-every day;

In naira land, I’ve always seen:

The righteous men abandon.

Pls, shout alalayah somebody!

Election comes, votes a beg;

Promises time, oath comes:

Men, maso gbogbo oke d’ile!

Short while, election is over;

Fulfill time comes o: ofo fee!

Poor man gnash inna teeth;

While Dasuki, Ngozi smiles:

Hah, naja mumu nefa do o!

I was young and now, am old;

Since mama born me into life;

Day long into night-every day;

In naira land, I’ve always seen:

The righteous men abandon.

Pls, shout alalayah somebody!

Church comes alla Sundays;

Pay ya tithe, and mountain;

Dem a gong’ be removed o..

Sweet song choristers sing;

Short while, worship’s over;

Pastor flies away in aircraft;

Poor man gnash inna teeth;

Walking in a  scorchin’ sun!

I was young and now, am old;

Since mama born me into life;

Day long into night-every day;

In nairaland, I’ve always seen:

The righteous men abandon!

Pls, shout alalayah somebody!

Mosque comes all Fridays;

Sai, lahila ilala Lahila ilaala;

Sweet song YOMBAS sing;

Short while, worship’s over;

Emir rides away on a horse;

Poor man gnash inna teeth;

Walking in a scorchin’ sun;

Tailing Emir-igbakeji Orisa!

I was young and now, am old;

Since mama born me into life;

Day long into night-every day;

In nairaland, I’ve always seen:

The righteous men abandon.

Pls, shout alalayah somebody!

======DEOLA===========

THE BRIDGE!

Christ's calling y’all;
Day long, night long;
Every day, not tired;
Ye all sons, He calls:
Forsake Satan’s way;
Run, tete follow me!

I’m the one-the way;
To the Devine Light;
Eternal joy-full-ness;
Forsake Satan’s way;
Run, tete follow me!

Christ's calling y’all;
Day long, night long;
Every day, not tired;
O daughters, He calls:
Forsake Satan’s way;
Run, tete follow me!

I’m the one-the way;
To the Devine Light;
Eternal joy-full-ness;
Forsake Satan’s way;
Run, tete follow me!

Christ's calling y’all;
Day long, night long;
Every day, not tired;
O sons and daughters:
Do not sell ya souls;
For Shekel and Gold!
====DEOLA===

REAL MEN DON'T ABUSE WOMEN!

I got flowers today! It wasn't my birthday or any other special day. We had our first argument last night; And he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt; I know that he is sorry and didn’t mean to say the things he said; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. Last night, he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. […] If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of the kids? What about money? I’m afraid of him, but I’m too scared and dependent to leave him! But I know he must be sorry; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today…. Today was a special day.—it was the day of my funeral; Last night he killed me; If only I would have gathered the courage and strength to leave him. I could have received help from the Women’s Shelter, but I didn’t ask for their help; So I got flowers today—for the last time. - PAULETTE KELLY.

MR. TERRORIST!

Don't kill me;
Do not waste ya time;
Me a spirit, 4eva alive.

Think twice;
Opa o le p'agogo!
Take cues;...
Inna the grave;
Me a bone, no rotten.
Inna the grave;
Me a hair, no decays;
Me a spirit, 4eva alive.
Opa o le p'agogo!

Don't kill me;
Do not waste ya time;

Eru o b'odo!
Don't kill me;
Do not waste ya time;

Think twice;
Nobody otherwise born;
Will be like I and I!
==DEOLA=

REGGAEMYLITIS!

Feeling reggaemylitis;
Inna mi bone, o yeah!
Inna mi blood, o yeah!
Hm, fits for desirable!
And it's so incurable! ...
Feeling reggaemylitis!
So desirable o, me a;
Feeling reggaemylitis!
So incurable o, me a;
Feeling reggaemylitis!

UNSTOPPABLE!

OPPOSITRADING!

THE IDENTICAL!

CHRISTENDOM!

DEATH-HEAVEN RELATIVITY!

Why do men fear to die?

Working in a farmhouse;

We rush to return home.

If heaven is men a home,

Why do men fear to die?

Ile ko-ko ni t’eye agbe o!

But men pray not to die.  

Working in a farmhouse;

We rush to return home.

Why do men fear to die?

If heaven is men a home,

Why do men fear to die?

Working in a farmhouse;

We rush to return home.

Why do men fear to die?

Ile ko-ko ni t’eye agbe o!

But men pray not to die.  

Working in a farmhouse;

We rush to return home.

Why do men fear to die?

If heaven is men a home,

Why do men fear to die?

Why do men fear to die,

If heaven is men a home?

 =====DEOLA====

NOV. 25, AYE!

It's November 25, aye!!

Me a begin anoda year;

Lord, me a thankful 2 u;

I’m alive, some‘ve died;

Lord, me a thankful 2 u;

Hallelujah, yes, oh yes;

Hosanna, yes, yes, yes!

I’m starting anoda year;

Iku, duro na, ma pamio!

(Death skip, no kill me o)

Akiifi omo ore bo ore o;

Me a begin anoda year;

Hosanna hallelujahooo!

Iku, duro na, ma pamio!

Some important things;

Yet pending to be done;

Lord, ‘ve mercy on me;

Iku duro na ma pamio!

Hallelujah, yes, oh yes!

Me a begin anoda year;

Lord, me a thankful 2 u;

I’m alive, some’ve died;

Lord, me a thankful 2 u;

Hosanna, yes, yes, yes;

Hallelujah, yes, oh yes!

===========================DEOLA=====

AKINOLA AGUN!

Hah yes! akin re o!

Deola, who is akin?

Gbangba loju ogun;

Omo agun taasolo;

Eesi o mo’gun loja;

Gende duro b’oke;

Omo’mo folas’ade;

Ikaram akala mesi.

Gba-ngba akinola;

Omo iya’lode udo;

Iyalode rubu-tutu;

Oreke-oreke l’ewa.

Hah, ajowa ni’le o;

Ewe, agba, jeka lo;

Ajowa, ile akinola!

Happy bday 2 ya!!

====DEOLA===

MADUEKEZANILISIS!

Hah, won npa, won nkun;

Seni Diezani ma-ndu-eke!

Her conspicuous lies get;

Horrendously gargantuan!

Stretch forth your hands.

Please o, look: my hands;

Isn’t mine o, it’s Sanusi’s!

Ok, sway down your legs.

Please o, look: these legs;

Isn’t mine o, it’s Tinubu’s!

Alright, cock the head up.

Please o, look: this head;

Isn’t mine o, it’s cancer’s!

Hah, won npa, won nkun;

Seni Diezani ma-ndu-eke!

Her conspicuous lies get;

Horrendously gargantuan!

======DEOLA========

TRANSLATION:

Being cut and mangled;

Diezani rumbles deceit

Her flagrant deceit get;

Horrendously too bold!

Stretch forth your hands.

Please o, look: my hands;

Isn’t mine o, is Sanusi’s!

Ok, sway down your legs.

Please o, look: these legs;

Isn’t mine o, is Tinubu’s!

Okay, cock the head up.

Please o, look: this head;

Isn’t mine o, is cancer’s!

Being cut and mangled;

Diezani rumbles deceit

Her flagrant deceit get;

Horrendously too bold!

=====DEOLA=======

NEMESISOSIS!

Satan’s calling: come;

Come, y’all, unto me;

Y’all that are burden;

Inna the cold o’EFCC;

Infernal coals blazes;

An’ I’ll keep u warm!

One by one they sick;

By cancer by strokes;

One by one, they die;

Infernal coals blazes;

Hahahaha! Hahaha!!

The devil laughs last;

He a laughs the best!

Infernal coals blazes;

One by one they sick;

By cancer by strokes;

Satan’s calling: come;

Come, y’all, unto me;

Y’all that are burden;

Inna the cold o’EFCC;

Infernal coals blazes;

An’ I’ll keep u warm!

Hahahaha! Hahaha!!

The harvest is come;

I’m so ready to glean.

Hahahaha! Hahaha!!

Me a god o' nemesis!

Infernal coals blazes.

======DEOLA===

1-1 COCOA!

My friends, whatever;

Challenges you faced;

Pals, endeavor to live;

Ya case isn't peculiar;

The patient-n-steady;

Win inna the life race.

My friends, whatever;

Challenges you have;

Friend, f’owo re ranu.

Ore, endeavor to live;

Buddy, koma si ohun;

Ti oju koi riri, ah yes ;

Ore mi, suuru lolaye!

My friends, whatever;

Challenges you faced;

Pals, endeavor to live;

Ya case isn't peculiar;

The patient-n-steady;

Win inna the life race.

=====DEOLA====

2 WIN TERROR!

Floods of thoughts;
Barrage of prayers;
Do nothing to stop;
ISIS further killings.

Y’all get up, c’mon;
Stand up and fight;
ISIS, to stand still!
Y’all get up, c’mon;
Stand up, let us go;
Brave dem in fight.

Floods of thoughts;
Barrage of prayers;
In e’ery occurrence;
Is become too cold.

Y’all get up, c’mon;
Stand up and fight;
ISIS, to stand still!
Y’all get up, c’mon;
Stand up, let us go;
Brave dem in fight.
=====DEOLA=====

RE: PARIS TERROR!

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Defiling the holly;

Name o’ Jehovah;

The I am ever I’m.

C’mon, stand up;

Support the war;

It’s time, let’s go;

Rout the IS away!

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Killing your mom.

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Killing your dad.

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Killing your pals.

C’mon, stand up;

Support the war;

It’s time, let’s go;

Rout the IS away!

Boko too must go;

C’mon, stand up;

Support the war;

It’s time, let’s go;

Rout the IS away!

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Killing your wife.

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Killing your kids.

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Defiling the holly;

Name o’ Jehovah;

The I am ever I’m.

C’mon, stand up;

Support the war;

It’s time, let’s go;

Rout the IS away!

Boko too must go;

C’mon, stand up;

Support the war;

It’s time, let’s go;

Rout the IS away!

Don’t fold hands;

Lookin someone;

Defiling the holly;

Name o’ Jehovah;

The I am ever I’m.

===DEOLA===